Some blondes are not all the stupid.

John Doe

I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I ran out of vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was burning out and give me some time off.

I came in to work early the next day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling.

Just then one of my blonde coworkers came in and asked me what I was doing.

"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm a light bulb."

A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
"I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."

With that, I jumped down and started walking out. My coworker started following me and the Boss asked where she was going.

"I can't work in the dark," she said.
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Mike · Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:28 pm Post subject:

nice.

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Easy Target · Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:04 pm Post subject:

Ah blondes...

One day a blonde saw is car stolen just in front of her eyes. So she call the police to report her stolen car. When the policeman ask her; "What the thief was looking like?", she replies; "Sorry, I didn't take notice because I was trying to remember MY car plate license".

Do you know that there's only one "blonde joke". All the others are true stories!

What a blonde say after sex? All you all in the same team!?

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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:19 pm Post subject:

lol,
and here come the blonde jokes
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EvilGenius · Ville Supporter Joined: 09 Mar 2004 Posts: 394

Oldy but goody:

Did you hear about the blonde who got fired from the M&M factory's quality control unit on the first day? Oh, well, she threw out all the "W"s.
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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject:

I just thought of a dod related one....

What do you do when a blone throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back!

HARR
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RouLeTTe · Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:02 pm Post subject:

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GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:00 am Post subject:

hahaha.....nice jokes i think all blonds are stupid

(i am sometimes)
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Verman · Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 3:09 pm Post subject:

Ba-Bing!
Appearing nightly in the Ville Red Velvet Room.

Try the salad bar. Please tip the waiters.
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