Your gamer epitaph

DJ George · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:08 am Post subject: Your gamer epitaph

I know we had one of these a long time ago, but I want to start a new one. Post what you as a gamer would see on your tomb stone as a epitaph

Black Hawk
1982-2005
Here Lies Black Hawk
The Noob commander forgot to build an IP
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http://russellsoundlab.com - Disk Jockeys

rANCOR hUNTER · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:12 am Post subject:

Undisclose Name
1989-????
For Sale
by Pwner:
rANCOR hUNTER

Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 2:24 am Post subject:

Kahlan Amnell
1984-2004
The Good Die Young
Someone made a mistake.
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http://ctprofiles.net/799963

Greebo · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:59 am Post subject:

Greebo
1982-????
Ville Songwriter
"Like a bad fart that just won't clear"
You're standing on my balls
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Most evil admin around.
Offical Ville songwriter.
"Captain Smart Ass"

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:26 am Post subject:

Bright Red Nipples
1971 - Yesterday
Those aren't light bulbs making the ground glow
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 9:16 am Post subject:

ROOFCUITTER
From 1956 to 2128
Ville Bot on TV39
Lost in hardrive crash
Ok who moved respawn?
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Easy Target · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:23 am Post subject:

Easy Target
1978-2004
"Getting flag help your team,
but can be hazardeous for your health,
shoulda've camp dammit."
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X.O.Skeleton · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:03 am Post subject:

X.O.Skeleton
1986-who cares
jepjep Aivan Sama Hallintaa
who misses a nub
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"No gut, no glory"

Mike · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:17 am Post subject:

WW3 Tomb of Unknown Soldiers
????-2005
Lost in the battle of 2fort
He mysteriously jumped up in the air and shot at the ground under him with his rocket launcher
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R.I.P. Blue

John Doe · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:37 am Post subject:

Here lies John Doe
July 29, 1967 - Dec 31, 2004
Snipers go to heaven, too bad
JD couldn't snipe.
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Jfet Zener · Server Admin Joined: 19 Feb 2003 Posts: 3353

Jfet Zener
August 12, 1982 - Dec 31, 2004
"OK, what smartass turned on FF"

Vicoden · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:56 am Post subject:

Vicoden
June 20, 1977 - ????
"Here lies Vicoden, he didn't feel a thing"

RouLeTTe · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:06 pm Post subject:

DuFFmAn
Dec 8, 1984 - Dec 31, 2004
Held on to that primed nade
just a little too long...

Verman · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:22 pm Post subject:

Verman
1954 - 2004
Ran Out of Antidote to
the Medic's Infection

or

Verman
2/1/54 - 12/31/04
Lerk Gassed Himself
Into the Everlasting Hive
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Your suffering will be legendary, even in hell.

Shovel me Silly · Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:35 pm Post subject:

Here lies Shovel
9/14/1984 - 3/25/2079
Let's see him dig his
way out of this one.