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Twisted29
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A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
WTF?!?
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Speaker's Xeno
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i still think illinois has the best ones...err stupidest one 
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KAMIKAZE MadMax
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naw....California and the nuke law that's the stupidest   
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A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-beautification utensils. ......right....
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. ...again....right.....
...but im sorry this one takes it.... A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed......oh yea....
sorry chief...Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street
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[HALO]cpt._Keyes
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| Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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found this on the same sight | Quote: | Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
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 who was the idiot to do that?
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Rebel_Rouser
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sorry chief...Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street |
aww man thats pretty harsh, don't listen to him chief you are not ugly you are sexily impared 
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Speaker's Xeno
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i still have to say that my illinois one is the best
The English language is not to be spoken.
i mean wtf is that all the other ones are stupid and dumb but this one just baffiles the mind...i mean in a country that speaks english prominatly now i cant even do that in my own state...then why bother making it the major language make spanish or german the major one and english a secondary...stupid politicians 
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| [HALO]cpt._Keyes wrote: |
sorry chief...Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street |
its ok... 
| [HALO]cpt._Keyes wrote: | found this on the same sight | Quote: | Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
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who was the idiot to do that? |
sorry
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| Speaker for the Dead wrote: | i still have to say that my illinois one is the best
The English language is not to be spoken.
i mean wtf is that all the other ones are stupid and dumb but this one just baffiles the mind...i mean in a country that speaks english prominatly now i cant even do that in my own state...then why bother making it the major language make spanish or german the major one and english a secondary...stupid politicians |
i think actually only american is allowed to be spoken...i have heard that where someone outlawed english and only allowed american
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Speaker's Xeno
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| [HALO]cpt._Keyes wrote: | | Speaker for the Dead wrote: | i still have to say that my illinois one is the best
The English language is not to be spoken.
i mean wtf is that all the other ones are stupid and dumb but this one just baffiles the mind...i mean in a country that speaks english prominatly now i cant even do that in my own state...then why bother making it the major language make spanish or german the major one and english a secondary...stupid politicians |
i think actually only american is allowed to be spoken...i have heard that where someone outlawed english and only allowed american |
they should either change the law or change what we call english to american
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