Damaged Nipple!?!?

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:06 am Post subject: Damaged Nipple!?!?

Ladies and Gentlemen. . . .

The great =US-Bright Red Nipples-V= was injured today in a freak bikini waxing incident. It seems the Nipple was getting some "lawn work" done in preparation for his new upcoming photo shoot, "Vegas Boys Gone Wild" when the wax treatment caused an allergic reaction sending him to the emergency room with a wicked rash. I'm sure you will all join me in wishing BRN's pubic region a full recovery.

It is in this moment that a worthy opponent must step up. One that people have been itching to smack down. Someone that the people of The Ville will enjoy beating the living crap out of. . . . .

That person. . . .is me.

I am taking BRN's place in the Smack the Nipple event. No rules or times have changed. Everything is still in place. Only now. . . . .it's me mowing your feeble bums down. MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! How ya like them apples?

Low FPS or not, I'm going to get you eventually. You try to run, you try to hide. . it's an MG. . .I'm going to get you. . .

Bring it.

Still room for a couple more people. . .

http://www.theville.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18090
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Verman · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:17 am Post subject:

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Mad-Hammer · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 12:35 am Post subject:

I Would Just Like To Take This Time To Wish BRN A Speedy Recovery From His Flaming Affliction. Goes To Show, Turtle Wax In The Hands Of The Inexperienced Can Prove Harmful.

KRG---Prepare To Feel The Wrath Of My Hammertoe!
"Insert Evil Laugh"
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:44 am Post subject:

Red heads are so sensitive....BRN...KRG...its all the same....bash his head in

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 8:43 am Post subject:

Update!

Do to the speedy treatment of a topical solution consisting of goat cheese and llama droppings, the Nipple is expected to make a full recovery!

BRN has informed me he will press on through the pain and take his spot at the top of the hill!

What an inspiring tale of heroic porportions. I'm proud to know the Nipple on this day.
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IrishMan · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:12 am Post subject:

three cheers, for le Nipple!! Nip, Nip, HORRAY!!!

The Nanite · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:51 am Post subject:

If he needs a transplant I have a third one I can spare.
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Stevo · Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:14 pm Post subject:

I hope there are no lasting effects, BRN. If there are, I hope it comes from me smacking the nipple.

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