[Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42]

ROSTER FULL!!


Can you smack the Nipple? We hope so!

When: Friday 06/18/04

Time: 8:00pm CST

Server: TV7

Map: dod_slope - Map available in TheVille Files section or you can d-load from the server. (please do this before the event)



Rules: Pay Attention!

1 MG gun manned by =US-Bright Red Nipples-V= will take on the hordes of melee weapon wielding freaks!

MG: BRN will start at the top of his hill. Once in prone position, BRN is not allowed to move until he is smacked. He will be mowing you all down. Relentlessly. While he may reload as much as he wants, he will receive no extra ammo. If he runs out of ammo, he's screwed.

Runners: Runners will start in your spawn. You will attempt to make it across the revine to smack the Nipple. This will be tough because you are only allowed to use melee weapons. No grenades and no guns. The only exceptions are using a rifle to butt the Nipple or bayonette to pierce the Nipple. If you are mowed down, you may continue to attack until the Nipple has been smacked. Once the Nipple has been smacked, runners reset to spawn and we go again.

Runners can work as a team to get to the Nipple. In fact, in some cases, you may have too! If you stay in groups, you are Nipple fodder. You'll have to divide and conquer. Should be fun to watch.

Rounds:

Round 1 (30 minutes) places MG on Axis side and Runners on Allies.

Round 2 (30 minutes) Places MG on Allied side and Runners on Axis.


Winner: I will be there counting Nipple smacks. The person with the most smacks on the Nipple after both rounds, wins. What does the winner get? A Silver Membership here at The Ville! If you are already a supporter, you may choose to receive $15.00 worth of Ville merchandise from The Ville store.


Tie: Ties will be handled by melee DM.


Sign up as a Runner and smack that Nipple!

The more, the bloodier.

Runners/Nipple Fodder

Smeggy
Master_Chef
Simpleboyeee
Mad-Hammertoe
DaKon
Kazebarhoori
IrishMandango
Vermang
Vash
vTEC aka 4banger
Clay "Aiken" Pigeon
Sgt Slutter
Silly Me Shovel
Johnny Demoe
SteBone
Rebel_aRouser
KillerPoopcutter
John DoH
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<eVa> Founding Father/Leadership/Webmaster - Retired
Ville Admin - Retired

[Smegma]

cool i`ll smack the nipple
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RIP- BlueRuler

[[HALO]MasterChief]

[Gamepro65]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ill be with my granparents in flordia good luck smackin that nipple.
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[Turbo!]

damn Ill be at an end of school party

btw, you should turn ff on. that would reallt make things interesting and cut throat
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*Props to Mad-Hammer on the Sig*

R.I.P. Blue: Gone But Never Forgotten

[ROOFCUTTER]

hahhaaha now that is going to be a site! cant wait
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Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[Stevo]

Who's idea was this?
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The Official TVR Website
Fopp
Song of the Week

[Simpleman]

I want to pinch the nipple I mean smack teh nipple
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<eVa>Simpleman-V$=<RIP>

[Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42]

[Mad-Hammer]

[DaKon]

Ill smack dat nipple!
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P4E @ 4.00 Ghz, LeadTech 6800GT 420mhz/1.16Ghz, 1 gb Corsair PC 4400, Creative X-fi, Raptor

[Paddyjack]

Unfortunately, I will be smacking trouts and drinking beers that weekend
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PJ --- ancient IDIOT with a rusty CROWBAR....
but still SWINGING!




Rock2..... JUST SAY NO!!!!!

[Kazebari]

Sign me up tentatively

[Mulder]

Man I'll will be gone that day
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Rest in Peace Blue Ruler: May 18th, 2004

[IrishMan]

sign me up!!