[Thom Yorke Obliterator]

DukeNukem got it right. We maintain a ratio where half of all TVB members are better than me, and half are worse. The TYO Line.

Right now a majority of TVB members are better than I am. So if you want to be in TVB, let me kill you.

See how this works?

(PS - ApacheEyes, you are already in TVB. You can stop letting me kill you now.)

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[(+)ASSASSIN(+)]

I never really "LET" you kill me its not by my choice . AHh the little things in life that make is soo much better

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[SpeCies]

Well as usual I am completely confused
Did FF and the Darkside go at it or something
1on1.

[(+)ASSASSIN(+)]

No its a "LONG" post from earlier that started this whole ordeal.

http://www.theville.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?topic=2361&forum=3&50

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[Snaggletooth]

I'd like to take credit for starting Frag on his Journey to recover his Soapbox.

*dons his storyteller cloak*

It was fortold in TVB legend that a young upstart medic would shatter the very inner being of our fearless leader and send him on a journey that would take many moons, or a few hours. This journey would lead FragFailure to discover his inner soapbox. Using that inner soapbox he sat down and read what was written and inserted humorous chatter amoungst the mindless indoctrinated drivel. Once the task at hand was completed, FragFailure took his rightful stance upon the soapbox and spewed forth the writings of a grade-A wack job. Thus the young medic was pleased and smiled to himself as he looked upon the chaos he had created.

[YourPowersAreWeakOldMan]

Holy Crap what a gigantic load! This guy must be taking creative writing 101 or something he's got his brain discombobulated and in some other reality it seems.

What does the rest of his clan think of this? Are they thinking, "Whoa what a nutjob" or are they actually all into this RPG on a FPS crapola.

A Loong time ago in a server faaar faaar away.*StarWars music starts* I logged onto TFC. It was a dark and turmultuous map named by the ancients long before the time of records 2Fort. The inhabitants were constantly in battle with eachother over the high and prized, most valuable resource in the known universe, which thousands would give their meager lives but to touch once. Yes, I speak of....The Flag! With all my might I trampled across the bridge of destiny as it was named, bulletholes in my legs and body, near death. It is there I met a member of the opposite team, his name, YES, was YourPowersAreStrongYoungMan! Time and space warped around me and my brain exploded and came together, chilidogs took flight in the souplike air, and all the time
YourPowersAreStrongYoungMan obliterated my team and myself. Time literally stood still for 1 thousand years, lucky for all of us it started again right where it left off so no one even noticed. And as the game ended his parting word to me, me alone, out of all the warriors there, he chose to grace me with his words of wisdom like the booming of God's voice, he smiled and said, "Hah You guys sucked, I Owned You all Suckers! I hope I never see you again! HAHA"

From that day forth, I stove to become more than human, to smoke more dope and crack than ever before, To snort truckloads of coke, and shoot up gallons of heroine. I would erase the boundries that held us back, the boundries between RolePlaying and First Person Shooters.

But a sad day came to me, I had risen and formed a Kingdom, but I was still missing something, I just couldn't place it, something felt empty in the space between my ears. I now take a leave from TFC to find this, whatever it is, this thing that feels like it should be there, in my head, but it's not. *Talking Drifts off as he's hauled away by the nice young men in their clean white suits to have his daily enema and TV watching time*


Yea what a nice way to bail on his clan. I didn't even know there were people like that exsisting, should be on Ripley's or something.

Which also brings me to the subject of this Jedi stuff. Did you know enough people put "JediKnight" on their census forms that they declared it an actual religion! I wonder if this Darkside guy did too. When I think of a visual for what this guy must be like, The Simpson's Comic store owner guy comes to mind.

[Ghanja420]

Frag i got about half way through ur story it was good and all but i just couldnt freaking read anymore lol ...whatever was said im on ur side i guess

[DukeNukem]

I think I have figured out what this guy's basic problem is -- He keeps having "delusions of adequacy"!!

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