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John Doe Server Admin
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:19 pm Post subject: Obviously this guy never met me...... |
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http://www.invadecanada.us
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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America Canada
Armed Forces Budget: $276,700,000,000 $7,861,000,000
Manpower: 73,597,731 7,158,016
Best Ground Weapon: M-1 Abrams Tank "Mounties"
Military Hero: Gen. MacArthur Dudley Do-Right
Patriotic Music: Lee Greenwood Celine Dion
Backbone: Fully Developed Missing
Secret Weapon: Stealth Technology Rabid Beavers
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DaKon Ville Supporter
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | An Englishman, a Canadian and an American were captured by terrorists.
The terrorist leader said: "Before we shoot you, you will be allowed last words. Please let me know what you wish to talk about."
The Englishman replied: "I wish to speak of loyalty and service to the crown."
The Canadian replied: "Since you are involved in a question of national purpose, national identity, and secession, I wish to talk about the history of constitutional process in Canada, special status, distinct society and uniqueness within diversity."
The American replied: "Just shoot me before the Canadian starts talking."
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Warhammer Server Admin
Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Location: Atlantuh, Jawjuh Posts: 1226
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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I thought this part was pretty funny too:
Quote: | According to a World Health Organization report, life expectancy at birth in Canada is 79.8 years versus 77.3 in the US.
The bad news is, they have to spend the extra 2 1/2 years living in Canada. |
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shockwave Server Admin
Joined: 26 Feb 2003 Location: Drunk in the corner in some Texas bar. Posts: 1970
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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Warhammer wrote: | I thought this part was pretty funny too:
Quote: | According to a World Health Organization report, life expectancy at birth in Canada is 79.8 years versus 77.3 in the US.
The bad news is, they have to spend the extra 2 1/2 years living in Canada. |
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Simpleman Server Admin
Joined: 30 Dec 2001 Location: Ceres,CA GUILD:<eVa> Posts: 3138
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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Nice sig Shocky _________________ <eVa>Simpleman-V$=<RIP> |
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Ten Registered User
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:26 pm Post subject: |
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That would sux0r. My rabid beavers are no match for those Abrams.
But then... you know, the rest of the world would kinda jump in. That's basically our only defence. The Yanks would be like "OMG FRANCE HARHAHAHR U LOSE WARZ U LOZORZ LOOOOLZ...."BAM! France nuke kablammo right in the heart of D.C.!!1
Okay, now look what you've done to me. Mr. Ten "The Pacifist like JC" Yard is talking a crazy person.
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Shovel me Silly Registered User
Joined: 01 Jan 2004 Location: Minnesota Clan: Pub-X Posts: 796
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Ten Yard wrote: | That would sux0r. My rabid beavers are no match for those Abrams.
But then... you know, the rest of the world would kinda jump in. That's basically our only defence. The Yanks would be like "OMG FRANCE HARHAHAHR U LOSE WARZ U LOZORZ LOOOOLZ...."BAM! France nuke kablammo right in the heart of D.C.!!1
Okay, now look what you've done to me. Mr. Ten "The Pacifist like JC" Yard is talking a crazy person.
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I wish they would nuke Washington DC. They'd just get rid of a bunch of lying money grubbing politicians, and they'd get rid of a pretty bad ghetto (that happens to have the same name as my home town).
If we take Canada, who are we going to blame? |
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Ten Registered User
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Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2004 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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You can always blame Canadi, that sub-actic north-eastern hellhole that the militarists plan on leaving to the polar bears - after their furs are shaved and sown into Shaft-esque fur trenchcoats of course. |
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shockwave Server Admin
Joined: 26 Feb 2003 Location: Drunk in the corner in some Texas bar. Posts: 1970
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:28 am Post subject: |
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Shovel Me Silly wrote: | I wish they would nuke Washington DC. They'd just get rid of a bunch of lying money grubbing politicians, and they'd get rid of a pretty bad ghetto (that happens to have the same name as my home town).
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The guys in washington still allow you to freely go onto the internet and post your thoughts and feelings (besides the rest of the liberties that you are enjoying). They obviously havn't screwed up too bad if you are still able to carry out your life the way that you wish (within reason guys), I say that we give them a break.
If you want to change something become active in your community, become active in your state politics or even national politics. Become a government employee, or a soldier instead of just saying nuke them. Killing them is not the answer. _________________
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ROOFCUTTER Server Admin
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 6:44 am Post subject: |
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haha JD on his way to an admin meeting!
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[HALO]MasterChief Registered User
Joined: 10 Aug 2003 Location: Burninating all the people Posts: 2292
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:08 am Post subject: |
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yeah you cant nuke dc
that would get rid of my home
and keyes and the mrs live near there too _________________
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PondScum007 Registered User
Joined: 20 Dec 2001 Location: `°•-middle of new jersey Posts: 1792
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:27 am Post subject: |
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im with u JD, that site has no love for new jersey either ;p _________________
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PondScum007 Registered User
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:27 am Post subject: |
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im with u JD, that site has no love for new jersey either ;p _________________
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squidly Registered User
Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: Quebec city, Quebec, Canada Posts: 151
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Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:31 am Post subject: haha!! Make me laugh!! |
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Hahaha!!!
Your ground troup would freeze to death before passing through the frontier!!! It's not your fault, it's called natural selection. Only the stronger can live here. I don't even talk about your supposed "best ground weapon" that would be useless in all that snow.
Vive la poutine libre!!!
HAhaha!!!
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