all i'm good for

?QuestionMart? · Registered User Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 27

All i'm Good for is posting Joks well is that ok with u guys

Joke 1:

Pre-Paid Plan

A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She's about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings!
She runs out of the room, with his $200 still in her hand. He quickly grabs his clothes and runs out after her. He's searching the building, but the smoke gets too heavy, so he runs outside looking for her.

By this time, the firemen are there. He sees one of them and asks, "Did you see a beautiful blonde, in a sheer blue negligee, with $200 in her hand?"

The fireman says, "No!"

The guy then says, "Well if you see her, screw her. It's paid for."
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?QuestionMart? · Registered User Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 27

One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.

''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!
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FeNiX · Registered User Joined: 26 May 2003 Posts: 21

ok..

Here's a tip: stick to the jokes you understand.

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?QuestionMart? · Registered User Joined: 17 Feb 2004 Posts: 27

A Side Order of Blondes

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"

"You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back
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ProudWhiteTrash · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:55 pm Post subject:

Azrael · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject:

Heh, that first one was pretty funneh

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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:

shovelnose · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject:

im getting so sick of this distastful jokes all over the forums. they seriously make me not want to check threads, cause it seems like everyone i check is another joke thread. this is worse than kason's weeee posts.
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shockwave · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:40 pm Post subject:

Shovelnose - dont forget about hose triple posters.
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 11:39 pm Post subject:

[quote="Shockwave"] hose quote]

hose what hose where is this hose...hose hose hose hose hose hose...ok im done for the day wit spaming useless crud

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