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Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You

 
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:39 pm    Post subject: Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You Reply with quote

How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?
Yeah, I used to cut class a lot too.
Let me smell that shirt - don't worry, it's good for another week.
Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day.
That outfit isn't sexy enough, here, unbutton your blouse.
Why don't you hitchhike? It would totally be cheaper.
The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here.
Don't clean your room so often. It makes the rest of the house look bad.
Can I borrow your new speed metal CDs?
Naw, you don't have to call me, I'll eventually figure it out if you're in trouble.
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Enough jokes!

Please quit spamming all the jokes. It's hard enough to keep up with relevant posts without having to sift through a dozen joke threads.

Why must every joke have it's own thread?

Simply place more than one in a thread.

Please. I beg you.

STOP!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:47 pm    Post subject: sry Reply with quote

sry sry
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah lol.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This, along with the quintuple posts, yields a very sad, sad day in the forums.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please stop with all the cheese!

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
Enough jokes!

Please quit spamming all the jokes. It's hard enough to keep up with relevant posts without having to sift through a dozen joke threads.

Why must every joke have it's own thread?

Simply place more than one in a thread.

Please. I beg you.

STOP!
KRG. Some people told him in a earlier thread that posting multiple joke threads was not spamming.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProudWhiteTrash wrote:
Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
Enough jokes!

Please quit spamming all the jokes. It's hard enough to keep up with relevant posts without having to sift through a dozen joke threads.

Why must every joke have it's own thread?

Simply place more than one in a thread.

Please. I beg you.

STOP!
KRG. Some people told him in a earlier thread that posting multiple joke threads was not spamming.


Those people changed their minds. AARGGHHH!!!! I mean I could take some but...

CURSE YOU MRS. KEYES! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

if you want to post jokes, post them all in ONE THREAD, preferably one that has already been started!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ProudWhiteTrash wrote:
Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 wrote:
Enough jokes!

Please quit spamming all the jokes. It's hard enough to keep up with relevant posts without having to sift through a dozen joke threads.

Why must every joke have it's own thread?

Simply place more than one in a thread.

Please. I beg you.

STOP!
KRG. Some people told him in a earlier thread that posting multiple joke threads was not spamming.


I am asking him to stop now.
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