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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a
Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's
begin by reviewing some American history. Who said "Give me Liberty, or
give me Death?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had
his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." He said.
"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again, no response except
from Suzuki:
"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said Suzuki
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Japs."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher
glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says,
"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble!" and Suzuki said,
"The Taliban! 2001." |
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Jaredmonkey Registered User
Joined: 19 Dec 2001 Location: New York Posts: 175
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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LOL! where did ya find that one roof?
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PondScum007 Registered User
Joined: 20 Dec 2001 Location: `°•-middle of new jersey Posts: 1792
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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lol.. kids say the darndest things..
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{BGS}GLOOMIE357 Registered User
Joined: 21 Aug 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 79
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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I had that e-mail before and i couldn't stop rollin when I read it at work. The Lee Iacoccoa part I think is the funniest.
[ This Message was edited by: {BGS}GLOOMIE357 on 2002-01-28 19:59 ] |
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OmegaSiN Registered User
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 8:37 pm Post subject: |
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thats damn funny roof!!
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NewbieMMMI Registered User
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Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2002 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Haha lol haha lol... and so on. |
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Bada Bing Registered User
Joined: 17 Sep 2001 Location: Pioneer,Ca. Guild:-TPF- Posts: 3054
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2002 6:51 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMAO hehehehe
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