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Kahlan Amnell
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 Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:03 pm Post subject: Don't Golf Near Cows |
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
We went to look for it, and while I was rooting around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball........stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?" asks the doctor.
Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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OK, that one has me 
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Verman
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Ba-bing! 
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Jfet Zener
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:17 pm Post subject: |
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| my g/f didnt find it funny at all but i laughed really hard. |
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| Stevo wrote: | | Big mistake! |
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?QuestionMart?
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| Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:09 pm Post subject: lol |
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lol that got me 
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