African Roulette

Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:14 pm Post subject: African Roulette

The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit
Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian
ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined,
dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia
had to offer.

On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As
your stay is coming to an end, it is time for you to play our
traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of
this gun is loaded--you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your
head, and pull the trigger."

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a
warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men
took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh
of relief.

The African ambassador was much impressed with the couragous
game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian
Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the African ambassador treated the Russian
with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading
him to a private room in the palace, the African ambassador
spoke, "Now it is time for you to sample our game, African
roulette." So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only
occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women. The African
ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of
one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a blow
job--take your pick".

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he
couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said,
"Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the
danger?" With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador
answered, "One of them's a cannibal."

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Osama Bin Fluffy · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:27 pm Post subject:

Which African country was this? I'd be willing to take that risk, they can re-attach it......... right? #Fist

Potato-VS- · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:39 pm Post subject:

I doubt that you would want that and your tongue to be reattached - considering that you would most likely bite through it when you screamed from the pain.

Shovel me Silly · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:51 pm Post subject:

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 6:51 pm Post subject:

lol that was really good

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Stevo · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:22 pm Post subject:

Wow I think I'll stick to the Russian version.

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject:

Why not combine the 2? Pick one of the chicks, put the Russian roulet gun to her head, and say "I'll find out if you're a cannible in a second, and if you are, then you'll find out if this chamber's the one with the bullet."

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Kahlan Amnell · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject: Interesting Facts

Interesting Facts (with comments)

If you yelled for 8 years,7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(Oh my God...!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes...can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(Who knew...? Who cares! )

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.
(What about the pig?)

Shovel me Silly · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:41 pm Post subject:

someone already posted that stuff Mrs. Keyes. Sorry to bust your bubble.

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 8:44 pm Post subject:

lol sry mrs keyes but that one was already posted...very funny though...still...u know what i mean

as for u YPAWOM...if u find out shes the cannibal first then she has the upper hand cause after she fills up on flesh meat she has enough time to grab the gun as u grab for what she took from u

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YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:08 pm Post subject:

Osama Bin Fluffy · Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject:

so back to the russian roulette, I know the best way to combine them, let the chick give head, if she's the cannibal, then you take the gun and keep pulling the trigger till you shoot yourself, sure you lose both games but at least you can go to heaven or hell knowing you had one f*cked up death

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 12:52 am Post subject:

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Wed Feb 18, 2004 2:25 am Post subject: