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 Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:08 pm Post subject: in light of valentines day... |
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well as you know i work in a grocery store....and as such...several advertisements are anounced to customers over the pa...such as baloons...meals at the deli....and then the one i love ..from sea food.... "Attention Safeway customers as you know valentines is coming...so come on back and buy a catfish...." ....yes...i can see it now...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HONEY!!!...here you go" "OH Baby what is it??" "open it" <unwrap unwrap> ...<silence>....<more silence>....<guy who gave gift to girl>"so baby you going to cook it?"...ah the romance...
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lol yeah we have i think chicken and salmon
or chicken on is come on back to chefs kitchen for our cheap cheap chicken meals only $3.99 and for only $4 u can turn it into a meal with ur choice of 2 sides and hawaiian bread 
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Valentine's Day = A Hallmark holiday created by women
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 12:44 am Post subject: Re: in light of valentines day... |
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| [HALO]cpt._Keyes wrote: | | can see it now...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HONEY!!!...here you go" "OH Baby what is it??" "open it" <unwrap unwrap> ...<silence>....<more silence>....<guy who gave gift to girl>"so baby you going to cook it?"...ah the romance... |
This is an old mating ritual...you give her the catfish....she throws you out...you end up at the local pick up bar where there are women who need you badddddlllly....you show back up at home late, have some left over catfish and slip into bed where....yep shes glad to see you and...
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| Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:40 am Post subject: Re: in light of valentines day... |
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| ROOFCUTTER wrote: | | [HALO]cpt._Keyes wrote: | | can see it now...HAPPY VALENTINES DAY HONEY!!!...here you go" "OH Baby what is it??" "open it" <unwrap unwrap> ...<silence>....<more silence>....<guy who gave gift to girl>"so baby you going to cook it?"...ah the romance... |
This is an old mating ritual...you give her the catfish....she throws you out...you end up at the local pick up bar where there are women who need you badddddlllly....you show back up at home late, have some left over catfish and slip into bed where....yep shes glad to see you and... |
seems like u speak from experiance or has blue been telling u stories again 
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