Jackass

Potato-VS- · Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2004 5:46 pm Post subject:

jass is a moron... Not afraid of guns? Like what are you? Superf*cker? More like super dumbass to me. Apparently someone hasnt been taking their medication recently and believes that their superman all of a sudden... Heres what I propose you do with yourself jackass:

1. go and buy: matches, condoms and 3 gallons gasoline

2. give the condoms to your gf.

3. go to the nearest train tracks

4. when you hear a train comming pour the gasoline all over yourself and light yourself on fire with the matches just before the train reaches you.

5. jump out infront of the train and yell "Im shit on a stick!"

If your wondering about the condoms part, basically the short form is that your gf should go screw someone else.

Jackass · Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:34 pm Post subject:

Listen Potato, I dont need no trash talking from a spud from Ontario. Sheesh, being from Ontario is just about as bad as being from Texas. I never thought there were two places on this planet where the inbreeding was so strong.
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2004 1:41 pm Post subject:

Whoa whoa whoa there bub.

Treading on some mighty thin ice with that comment.

I'll slap your Donkey @ss back on a slow boat to Columbia if you continue with this onslaught of verbal vomit.

I'll take no lip from no Mule.

You mess with the Lone Star State and you may soon find yourself hauling ninos around in some low budget tourist carnival in Laredo.
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