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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you passed wind consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)



The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)



The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)



Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)



Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)



A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)



Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)



Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)
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Don't monkey's have sex for pleasure too? I mean don't they masterbate all the time? Maybe I'm just misinformed. That's some weird stuff though.

[Chan]

About the pig thing though...

They might not do it for pleasure, but there... er...O ... last 30-60 mins.
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Interesting...
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Screw the pig, the human heart shooting blood thirty feet is so cool! When Im older I wanna see that !

So, 6 years 9 months of farts could = an explosion on par with an atomic bomb? Damn. Why do they need plutonium then? Just get some beans and let 'er rip! So if, lets say, I collected my farts for six years and nine months or so and ten blew them up would that be equal to an atomic bomb really? I gotta find a lot of containers stat!

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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") [quote]

isn't that the truth if they are good lol





[quote="sgt stutter"] The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........) [quote]

i new that a long time ago which is good for the kissing things
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