Running with the Fools

SpeCies · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:17 pm Post subject: Running with the Fools

Wouldn't you know it !!!! Running with The Bulls that originally started in "San Fermin" Spain

has now made it to the middle eastern town of MINA, Saudi Arabia where each year millions of athletes make a pilgrimage to this holy land to compete in a ritual called "Running with the Fools" where the million or so (male only)party goers are corralled over night drinking copious amounts of "Allah Beer" without being allowed to urinate.

It's all a part of our religion Hajj Minister Iyad Madani said. Caution isn't stronger than fate," If your Faith is strong then you will be able to hold your piss now wouldn't you. All precautions were taken to prevent such an incident, but this is God's will. But just in case they don't we tied some Camel intestine around they're peckers just to be on the safe side. Lets see them jokers pull-out they're G.W.B's and piss Allah out now said the minister Iyad Madani, as he popped open his 20th bottle Allah Beer with his front teeth. It ain't gonna happen! At the end of this years "Running of the Fools" 244 Muslim Pilgrims Die in the Hajj Stampede.
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Bada Bing · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 1:45 pm Post subject:

Its always great when some dumbass gets gored

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Hey, wait, I thought Muslims were forbidden to consume alcohol.

SpeCies · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject:

You got that right ! I might of done it 20 years or so ago for $1,000,000 but that still is a BIG MIGHT

SpeCies · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:57 pm Post subject:

Only Allah Beer Kazebari, it's the Prophet of Beers over there. Just as Budweiser is the King of Beers here #Beer

Truthfully speaking now, yeah alcohol is a forbidden fruit over there! But don't forget that these are the same hypocrites who rework the term "Jihad" which means "Struggle" in their language into something totally evil such as murdering innocent children

Shovel me Silly · Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2004 10:17 pm Post subject:

It is just unfortunate that a few people piggyback on islam and kill lot's of people needlessly and say they are doing allah's work. They really make all of them look bad to us when most are not. But where ever you go there are plenty of idiots who don't mind getting gored in the ass.

Potato-VS- · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:43 am Post subject:

Why would any idiot ever do that? If someone asked me Id be like "feck joo a-hole!"

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Bada Bing · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:11 am Post subject:

Stevo · Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:11 pm Post subject:

So is this about the bulls or the fools?
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