Little Dirty Johnny

Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:10 pm Post subject: Little Dirty Johnny

Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the

children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical

answers came up---fireman, policeman, salesman, etc*.

Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher

asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret

and takes off his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the

offer's really good he'll go out to the alley with some guys and

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the

other children to work on some coloring, and took little Johnny

aside to ask him, "is that really true about your father?"

"No," said Johnny, "He plays Defense for the Kansas City Chiefs,

but I was too embarrassed to say so."
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Are you threatening me ???

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Replica · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 3:14 am Post subject:

classic...
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JtH · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 11:22 am Post subject:

haha ROFL
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Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2004 2:01 pm Post subject:

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