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Bada Bing
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1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.
3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in
a garage makes you a car.
4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
12. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel good.
13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. (Just remember how lucky you were to
get a free trip around the sun.)
14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
22. By the time you can make the ends meet, they move the ends.
23. Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never
tried before.
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Azrael
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| Bada Bing wrote: | | 4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat. |
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Blown
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
ROF, I tell my wife that all the time...heh |
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Speaker's Xeno
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. |
9.5. for every government program there is an equal and opposite support group
| Quote: | 21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
world.
25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never
tried before. |
those are my fav ones
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sgt stutter
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 6:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
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So true its not funny 
Good stuff  Bada Bing
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Mike
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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those r nice
i also heard 1 that was like "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
nice sig bada that was a great show, and one of the funniest movies
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:00 pm Post subject: Re: Truth? |
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| Bada Bing wrote: | 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
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I hate it when this happens! Leave my tools, papers, binders, and junk alone! Dont touch it... I know where everything is and then BAM "clean your [insert place here] potato!" And then guess what? I lose stuff or throw stuff out and then remember "F%^@! I could have used that right now!"  |
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Chen Kenichi
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 8:34 pm Post subject: Re: Truth? |
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| Bada Bing wrote: |
3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
change places.
18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
when you make it again.
25. If you must choose between two evils, chose the one that you've never tried before. |
Very Nice
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Speaker's Xeno
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| Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2004 9:45 pm Post subject: Re: Truth? |
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| Potato-VS- wrote: | | Bada Bing wrote: | 19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
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I hate it when this happens! Leave my tools, papers, binders, and junk alone! Dont touch it... I know where everything is and then BAM "clean your [insert place here] potato!" And then guess what? I lose stuff or throw stuff out and then remember "F%^@! I could have used that right now!" |
that happened to me my mom wanted me to clean my room and i just got a letter from my friend from boot camp i left it by my computer so i could type up a relpy letter and when i got done cleaning my room i cant find it...at least she came to visit me during winter break 
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Bada Bing
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| Mike Hunt wrote: | those r nice
i also heard 1 that was like "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people"
nice sig bada that was a great show, and one of the funniest movies |
Thx The movie was classic I just watched it a few weeks ago again.I wish MTV would bring the show back instead of just selling the DVD's 
Anyone remember the Couch Fishing episode LMAO 
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Hmm. I gotta say that most of those are not "Truths?", but facts.
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