Andy Rooney

Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 10:27 am Post subject: Andy Rooney

This is what Andy Rooney said on "60 Minutes" a few weeks back:

"I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big
campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not
some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away
to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You
can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to
ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there
are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! ARE YOU LISTENING
MARTHA BURKE?

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it
is an opinion.

I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except
numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory
are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black
Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud
Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America; and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are
different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get
arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that
is not racial profiling, it is the Law of Probability.

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes,
a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of
fact, if you want to be an American citizen, you should have to speak
English!

My father and grandfather didn't die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry self if
you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand
the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans
or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket
store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives
in wars to defend their freedoms, so that decades later they could come
over here and tell us our constitution is a living document; and open to
their interpretations.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more
dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and
continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next
operating system that's better, and put your name on the building. Ask
your buddy who invented the Internet to help you.

"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't pretend they are a political statement. And, please, stay home
until that new lip ring heals. I don't want to look at your ugly
infected mouth as you serve me french fries!

I am sick of "Political Correctness." I know a lot of black people, and
not a single one of them was born in Africa; so how can they be
"African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around
saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great,
great, great grandfather was from Europe.

I am proud to be from America and nowhere else. And if you don't like my point of view, tough. DON'T PASS IT ON!!"

While life may not be the party we hoped for, while we're here we might as well dance.
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Greebo · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:19 am Post subject:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/rooney.asp

He didn't do it. (Seems mostly piss too)
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Bada Bing · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:11 pm Post subject:

I knew that before I posted. Just checking up to see who pays attention to detail. It is however still funny .
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Blown · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:22 pm Post subject:

Hamese · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject:

Ive read that thing several times and it still makes me laugh.

I origanlly heard that Ted Nugent wrote/said it. That I would have an easier time believing.
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:26 pm Post subject:

Thats to factual to be put on television

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IrishMan · Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject:

that thing about having a White Television Channel is so true...if we had a Miss White America every black person in the world would be like "YOU BE RACIST!" uhhhh...look at yourselves?

Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:14 am Post subject:

My thoughts exactly. That stuff is great.
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:30 pm Post subject: