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SpeCies
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 Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:29 pm Post subject: Burger King Bandit (True Story) |
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Burger King Bandit
Speaker: Welcome to BK how may I help you today.
Customer: Yes, um mm, thank-you.. I'd like 1 Big Mac w/ extra cheese, extra onions, No special sauce or what-ever. Leg Fries, 1 leg Coke. To go please !
Speaker: No frigging way bud! Your wife called and told us that she was tired of your Lard-Ass bouncing up and down on top of her every night! Now order a Lrg Salad and move your fat ass up the line. Thank-You!
Enjoy your meal.
Could you imagine the fun that one could have sitting an hear-shot away and totally out of sight. Man... Load up your Cam Recorder and Beer cuz you are about ready to get rich  Besides having fun think about all of the $$$ to be made on all of those televised amature "Video Shows" that you enter this tape in. Radio Shack here I come. 
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 5:44 pm Post subject: Re: Burger King Bandit (True Story) |
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| SpeCies wrote: | Burger King Bandit
Speaker: Welcome to BK how may I help you today.
Customer: Yes, um mm, thank-you.. I'd like 1 Big Mac w/ extra cheese, extra onions, No special sauce or what-ever. Leg Fries, 1 leg Coke. To go please !
Speaker: No frigging way bud! Your wife called and told us that she was tired of your Lard-Ass bouncing up and down on top of her every night! Now order a Lrg Salad and move your fat ass up the line. Thank-You!
Enjoy your meal.
Could you imagine the fun that one could have sitting an hear-shot away and totally out of sight. Man... Load up your Cam Recorder and Beer cuz you are about ready to get rich Besides having fun think about all of the $$$ to be made on all of those televised amature "Video Shows" that you enter this tape in. Radio Shack here I come. |
By any chance have you been to Michigan in the last month?
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Chen Kenichi
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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R-O-F-L !!! Nice find.
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:58 pm Post subject: Re: Burger King Bandit (True Story) |
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I pulled my share of pranks in my time but nothing off the wall like this. This has got to be the work of some bored techy students It sure beats shooting at cars or the other terrible thing's some find fun to do.
I give them a 10 for Originality and Humor !
| Quote: | | By any chance have you been to Michigan in the last month? |
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| Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Stevo wrote: | Wow sounds like fun.  Other than all the fines and stuff he will have to pay... |
if tehy find me...err..i mean him
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| Its at least 3 hours from the michigan/indiana border nearest illinois to troy. You didn't do it. |
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| Clay Pigeon wrote: | | Its at least 3 hours from the michigan/indiana border nearest illinois to troy. You didn't do it. |
That's assuming his profile is correct....
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