The Great Theological Question of Our Time.......

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Could Jesus Christ microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

Stevo · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:30 pm Post subject:

Ummmmm.... What have you been smoking?

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 9:55 pm Post subject:

I first read this... Walked away swearing that you were a supreme dummy

and then thought about it for a bit. The more I thought about it the more interesting it actually got - if you really think about it its a challenging question. Could jesus cool it down? Or would he cool it down or go on a self-sacrifice mission? Or would cooling it down violate some little known commandment? Why would jesus even eat a burrito? What brand of burrito would jesus prefere if he did, infact, eat a burrito? Would he like spicy, mild or normal? Would he like a beef burrito or a vegitable burrito? Or prehaps even a cheese and beef burrito? would he make his own burrito, have a follower make it, or just go to the taco bell drive through? Why would jesus just limit himself to a microwavable burrito when he has an infinite number of possibilities? And my final questions:
Why would jesus eat just one burrito? And Why would jesus NEED to eat a burrito? After all, he is dead... I dont think hes going to be coming back again either

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Darkath · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 10:58 pm Post subject:

I bet Jesus would love Taco Bell

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Stevo · Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 10:58 pm Post subject:

Or maybe he will come back......in the form of a burrito.
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:23 am Post subject:

well if you needed a reason to be born again...a Robertos Burrito is a pretty good draw...throw in some chips and sause and a couple of peppers and carrots...cold beer...akkkkkk I have to go....
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:42 am Post subject:

Before we can answer that, we must first answer this question:

Why would he want to?
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Chen Kenichi · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:51 am Post subject:

Senor Jesus!! (Hay-Suse)
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:56 am Post subject:

Hey-Suse**

Stupid Chen, this isn't french
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Chen Kenichi · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 12:58 am Post subject:

I dunno what you are talking about

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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:56 am Post subject:

would jesus know how to use a microwave?
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Rebel_Rouser · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 1:56 am Post subject:

That was probably the stupidest question i have ever heard. Everyone who has read this is now dumber because of what you wrote.

(get more sleep Patrick)

Paddyjack · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 2:21 am Post subject:

/me is moving on to another thread....

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 6:28 am Post subject:

I came, I saw, I walked away shaking my head in disbelief

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FragFailure · Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 9:14 am Post subject: