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Shootakill · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:49 pm Post subject:

mug and pulled an Autocannon...

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:54 pm Post subject:

Thebartender shouts, "there will be no violence in my establishment!".

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(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:54 pm Post subject:

*oops insert this before shootakill's post i accidentally deleted it*

He was wearing a Donovan McNabb jersey, pointing and laughing frantically at frag. So frag reached into his............

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Tommy.Chong · Registered User Joined: 19 Dec 2001 Posts: 283

Hearing the sound of the shells from the AC hitting the ground frag realizes he isnt at the bar he is at warpath with......

Snaggletooth · Guest

Greebo (who is green and looks a lot like Greedo in this story) trying to shoot the Kilaak stealing his pint.

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(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 2:56 pm Post subject:

Then Frag looks at the bartend and asks him to hold this freshly primed nade, "Here you go you stupid little.................."

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Snaggletooth · Guest

SUDDENLY! We're taken to a commercial break. But Frag's grenade doesn't like this and kills the narrator as well as half of the cast, including the bartender and the Kilaak.

Chan · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:23 pm Post subject:

..... Frag looks at everyone looking at him funney, stands up, raises a hand and annouces, "I am not gay!" There is a sigh of relieve from in the bar, except for the couple of painful sighs coming from the .....

MunkeyEye · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:37 pm Post subject:

Guru with the Golden Turban sitting in the corner, who pulls a caltrop out of his....

Shootakill · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:57 pm Post subject:

butt, which got stuck there becuase...

=Glenn=The_shibby{Frog} · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 3:58 pm Post subject:

foot, the guru then screams out....

FragFailure · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 4:08 pm Post subject:

"Frag! You are my hero!" The room suddenly spins and he sees his soapbox...

PS: This is funny, keep going.

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(+)ASSASSIN(+) · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 4:10 pm Post subject:

Killaks never die they respawn, therefore in anger Killak Kommander jumps on the soapbox flinging around his........._________________
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Thu Jan 24, 2002 4:29 pm Post subject:

. . . mate's head by the hair. The guru then flings his caltrop into the Kilaak's. .

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Speaking oriface, causing him to...