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sgt stutter Server Admin
Joined: 12 Apr 2002 Location: Southern CA Guild: <eVa> & V$ Posts: 2866
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 5:08 pm Post subject: HaHa |
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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one
day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high
volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right
out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of
tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to
run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on
the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of
his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog. A passerby, having
observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and
says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with
a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"
The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies, "To find
out where his head is, so I can kick his ass." _________________
click--><eVa>SuperGreg
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Stevo Ville Supporter
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Gamepro65 Registered User
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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NICE! _________________
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Bright Red Nipples Registered User
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2003 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________
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Speaker's Xeno Registered User
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