LOTR Fan? Planning on seeing Return on the King on Dec 17th?

John Doe

For those of you planning on seeing the third LOTR movie at the theater here are some things to do to enhance the experience.....

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!", After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.

4. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

6. Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

8. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing: "And I did it.... MY way...!"

9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians

10. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.

12. Dress up as old ladies and re-enact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.

13. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins

15. In TTT (The Twin Towers) when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien bout!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

17. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

18. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf (Arwen you hope) hidden somewhere in the movie.

19. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

20. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
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Potato-VS- · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:06 pm Post subject:

LOL! The first one is the best! Who is this harry potter guy anyway? Potatos never seen or heard anything about him

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<TVB>Potato

PondScum007 · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:14 pm Post subject:

lmao 16. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien bout!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 10:37 pm Post subject:

7 and 12 are the best

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Pornstar · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 6:55 am Post subject:

7. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

LOL that guy is never going to live down his role in the Matrix series. He will always be known as Agent Smith. Irregardless of how many and how different roles he plays.

Chen Kenichi

gindapoo · Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:56 pm Post subject:

These are good, I am going to take this list to the line party I am attending.

My real good friends are the line party leaders where I am seeing the ROTK. I will be the 3rd person into the theatre (after my friends) and Mrs. gindapoo will be right after me. Here is the kicker--12.01am showing on the IMAX screen (should be somewhat cool

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Bada Bing · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 3:27 am Post subject:

5. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

I always do that muhahahahha

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Are you threatening me ???

Mr Hat · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 8:59 am Post subject:

HUH?
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 4:29 pm Post subject:

#7 Was actually done...by someone...not pointing any monitors

They were all verrrrrrry funny

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`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

I choked on my cereal because of that!

Chan

John Doe

Chan · Posted: Thu Dec 04, 2003 11:14 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO
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My Personal Insanity · Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 2:39 am Post subject:

*snickering*