Greetings

Potato-VS- · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 9:52 pm Post subject: Greetings

Many of you may have been wondering why potato has been referring to himself in the first person for the past few days. Then answer is amazingly simple. During the Civil War - no not what you "Americans" had but a real war between Yams and Potatoes everywhere - there were several key leaders. They were the V-Team war heroes from side to side of our continent; Pvt. Potato, Sgt. Squash, Capt. Carrot and Admiral Artichoke. While the Civil War was to bring the Potatoes of the world up to a level of equality and liberty as their Yam suppressors one potato in particular decided to personally take on this challenge by himself...

Unfortunately he failed miserably. Therefore, his second in command - me, Sgt. Squash - has decided to cause a military coo thereby forcibly taking control of the Socialist Republic of Potato. You will no longer hear a potato anywhere make a third person reference, since several new rules have been made. Potatoes everywhere must also wear their underwear on the outside of their pants; there is no concealment of underwear in the SRP! Also, any attempts to mash, slide, dice, fry and other violent acts towards any vegetables and potatoes anywhere will be taken as a hostile act against the SRP and will be swiftly dealt with. Through the use of an industrial size cheese grater.

For those of you who do not know the SRP is as seen below:

www.orcish-design.net/images/srop.gif

<TVB>Potato

Stevo · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:07 pm Post subject: Re: Greetings

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:09 pm Post subject:

Thank GOD I was really worried the potato was lost!

This is going to make a good tv special...I cant wait to see it.

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:17 pm Post subject:

Twisted29 · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 10:23 pm Post subject:

Jesus, you've lost it....
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Mike · Posted: Sat Nov 29, 2003 11:12 pm Post subject:

wait so potato is dead and your sgt. squash....potatos dead YAY!!!

jk

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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 12:00 am Post subject:

Fighting Irish!!
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Potato-VS- · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:58 am Post subject:

No potatos not dead hes just locked in my basement until hes ready to come out. And I meant slice not slide. And no I am not drunk. I am completly sane its the rest of you whos crazy! Im not crazy just... Just... Something thats related to crazy but not so crazy!

<TVB>Potato

Mike · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:45 am Post subject:

did they use potato guns for weapons?
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Turbo! · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 12:24 pm Post subject:

hey that could be a mission in that game potato/squash is working on.

you have no idea how much mashed potatos i ate on thanksgiving

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 5:08 pm Post subject:

Im free mwahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha [continues for a long time...]

Potatos back in black

. Well, kinda. Now its not the SRP its the SRV. Potatos sig will be up soon as well it will be cool but you gotta wait for potato to finish it. If your wondering potato will be refering to himself in the first and third person at random points from now on

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<TVB>Potato

Turbo! · Posted: Sun Nov 30, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject:

ok......
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