Dont mess with the child

GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:50 pm Post subject: Dont mess with the child

These made me giggle......hope you enjoy......
A little girl was talking to her teacher about
whales. The teacher
said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because
even
though it was a very large mammal its throat
was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed
by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I
will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to
hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 7:58 pm Post subject:

rotten kid.

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shockwave · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 8:08 pm Post subject:

Maybe whales were bigger or designed differently back then.

GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 8:25 pm Post subject:

Potato-VS- · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 8:36 pm Post subject:

Potato use to talk back to almost everyone when he was younger... He actually got kicked out of sunday school and church because of it

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Mike · Posted: Thu Nov 27, 2003 9:02 pm Post subject:

that kid learned well
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PondScum007 · Posted: Fri Nov 28, 2003 10:34 am Post subject:

rofl shockwave great sig
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DukeNukem · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:15 pm Post subject:

Actually "whale" is not a proper translation. The word simply means "great fish" in the Old Testatment (Jonah 1:17)and could include a whale. In the New Testament (Mat. 12:40) this event is refered to and is translated "whale", but the word means "large sea creature" which again could include a whale but is not limited to it.

This reminds me of another joke:

A grade school teacher gives the following quote: "Four score and seven years ago . . ." and then asks the class "who said that?". There follows a painful silence and finally a little oriental boy in the back of the class raises his hand and when called on says "Abraham Lincoln".

The teacher proceeds to tell the class how disappointed she is that only a little Japanese boy knew who said those words. From somewhere in the class a voice rings out with, "To Hell with the Japs."

The teacher loudly demands, "WHO SAID THAT ?!!"

Another kid pipes up and says, "Harry Truman!!"
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GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:41 pm Post subject:

Thats a funny joke and also very rasiezm. Well i dont care about the meaning of words and all that crap i just found the joke thought it was funny and posted it. You like to take your time thinking about things huh? hehehe....btw sorry if i seem mean this is just mean.
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Monk · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 2:50 pm Post subject:

That's funny Duke. I would have to disagree that the joke is racist. It is only playing on a quote from someone else, and not actually proclaiming racism. The racism is in the quote.
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Mr Hat · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:06 pm Post subject:

it's non-PC
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DukeNukem · Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2003 4:58 pm Post subject:

Sure enough - Harry Truman was definitely not PC!!! Hooray - I'm on an anti-PC kick. We are living in a world gone insane that can't even laugh at itself.

The masses have been "Oprah-fied".

Those that want to be PC can MEGABYTE ME! Hehehehehehe

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