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Speaker's Xeno
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 Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 8:59 pm Post subject: lol i know u guys would say this |
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i got this eamil from a friend and thought it was halarious 
This is cute! Watch what happens after you send it on!
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
*** Forward this to at least 5 people and see what comes on your screen,
you will laugh your head off!!!!!!!
This works. I don't know how...
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ROOFCUTTER
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| Posted: Tue Nov 25, 2003 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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well you forwarded it to at least a hundred people! 
Pretty funny stuff.
Do have another police officer in your car though... Its a get out of jail free card 
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Violent Pacifist
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Hamese
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| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:04 am Post subject: Re: lol i know u guys would say this |
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| Speaker for the Dead wrote: | 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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Only if its a Shiner
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Stevo
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OpTlk
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| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 8:10 pm Post subject: Re: lol i know u guys would say this |
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i like 10,11, and 12
| Hamese wrote: | | Speaker for the Dead wrote: | 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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Only if its a Shiner |
its kinda sad that they made a Shiner Light. Its a damn good beer! we're not drinking it to 'stay fit' or all that crap..gimme my carbs! mmm Shiner Blonde and Hefeweizen 
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PondScum007
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| Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2003 9:07 pm Post subject: Re: lol i know u guys would say this |
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omgom i was just reading about that in the newspaper not 40 mins ago.. crazy
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Mike
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| Violent Pacifist wrote: | http://www.obrienpc.net/humor/chris_rock.html
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i also saw a plaque that said 10 things not to say to a cop
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