Your favourite Simpsons scene/quote.

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

My thread!

When Burn's Casino is getting pulled down, there's Bart, the guy counting down the detonation, and the guy pressing the detonator:

Bart: "right, here comes the implosion!"

Detonator Guy: "Implosion?" (looks to countdown guy) "but I thought you said..."

* Entire building explodes

Stevo · Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2003 7:41 pm Post subject:

What about Homer's "Max Power" song?

I had another one, but I forgot.

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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:27 am Post subject:

GO BANANA!

Duff man says alot of things

Ok pie im gonna go like this ::mounch:: and if you get eatin... its your own fualt ::mounching.. then hits head:: DAMNIT! heh ::eats pie::

::homer is asleep in church.. and starts to lean forward.. and hits his head on the bench in front of him :: DAMNIT

Duff man Cant BREATH oh no.

you hear that boy.. my viens are filled with GOLD!

Bart: i hate working... workings for chumps
homer: GOOD for you boy.. i was twice your age when i figured that out.

im homer JAY simpson

homer: BART
Bart: yes pa
Homer: go get lassie
bart: you mean lisa?

Bart: i took the head off Mr. Hunny Bunny
lisa: bart that was your child hood toy
Bart: AHHH MR HUNNY BUNNY ::kisses bunny's head::

theres more... but its too long already.
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Stevo · Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:49 pm Post subject:

Comput3r · Registered User Joined: 21 Jul 2003 Posts: 17

Homer: "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."
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FingerDemon · Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:40 pm Post subject:

I heartily concur with the sentiments of the greatness of the Simpsons. Although there was that period there where the writing didn't seem as strong. Two of my favorite episodes are from really early in the show. The one where Homer buys an RV and wrecks it. The scene with the salesman is non-stop jokes. And after he wrecks the RV he walks off in the woods away from the family so not to disturb them and screams, "I've murdered us all!!".... which of course the whole family can hear.

Have you guys noticed some of the repeats have censored parts? I remember one episode where Ms. Krabapple sees Bart in the hall and asks him if he is feeling better after his bout with Tourette's syndrome. He says, "Yeah, I feel a little better.... grrr ... grrr... STUPID BITCH!"

When they rerun that one, they change the dialogue in that scene. Syndication wimps.

My other favorite episode is where Homer becomes the Union boss. Classic the whole thing is great.

But one of my favorite lines was on the other night. Homer sends the plant into a meltdown and Mr. Burns jumps in an escape pod and shuts the door. Smithers pounds on the door and yells, "For the love of God, sir there are two seats!" Burns opens the door just long enough to say, "I know Smithers, but I like to put my feet up."

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