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| LanceMantis wrote: | | Man, I forgot the trip to Japan with "We're experiencing some Godzilla related turbulence." |
ahh u took my favorite one
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Bart: "There is no way all this stuff is going to fit in that car"
Homer: "No, don't worry. This is what all those hours of playing tetris were for..."
*tetris music starts up*
Possible favourite moment:
When Bart shakes up the can of Duff so much, then homer opens it and Bart goes
"APRIL F-"
*BOOOOOM*
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Oh man these are all soo great. You guys just reminded me why I love The Simpsons soo much.
I know you're gonna hate me for saying this, but every single episode past the year 1999 sucked monkey poo.
All those new epsiodes just didn't feel like The Simpsons I grew up with. It was too commercialized and it was turning into a typical FOX show.
But don't get me wrong I still love The Simpsons just as much as anybody else. Although I have moved on to other cartoons since it seems like the only reruns the play are after the year 1999  .
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From one of the Halloween specials
Homer- "Marge look the dolls attacking me and the toasters been laughing at me"
And yes, damn near anything by Ralph is quality.
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| John Doe wrote: | | Man, how did this make it back to the top? |
I felt like bringing back something from the past!
Homer: It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.
Homer: To alchohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems.
Diamond Joe Quimby: You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive, and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism.
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OOOHH OOOH OOOH, I can't recall off the top of my head if this was from an epsiode after 1999 or not. Episode is Homer is The Beer Baron.
Rex something or other, forgot his last name, Manning maybe- "Your out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'm gonna find you."
Homer shouting form a long distance- "No you won't" (fades off)
Rex- "Yes I will"
Homer- a faded "Doh"
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| Negative Creep wrote: | OOOHH OOOH OOOH, I can't recall off the top of my head if this was from an epsiode after 1999 or not. Episode is Homer is The Beer Baron.
Rex something or other, forgot his last name, Manning maybe- "Your out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'm gonna find you."
Homer shouting form a long distance- "No you won't" (fades off)
Rex- "Yes I will"
Homer- a faded "Doh" |
He name was Rex Banner.
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Ah yes thank you for the correction, I haven't watched any of the old episodes in awhile so my Simpsons mental database is old and dusty.
Ahh, cool pic by the way, I have a perfect mental image of the scene now.
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this is my fav...
Homer..."my bologna has a first name its H O M E R my bologna has a 2nd name its H O M E R"
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| vTEC wrote: | this is my fav...
Homer..."my bologna has a first name its H O M E R my bologna has a 2nd name its H O M E R" |
Was gonna say that, got another one though
Homer: "Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them."
Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
Marge: "That's because you were drunk"
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| Fred Astaire wrote: | | Homer: Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. |
I distincntly remember that saying from an episode of Married with Children. It was about Kelley and her learning disability.
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| Negative Creep wrote: | | Fred Astaire wrote: | | Homer: Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. |
I distincntly remember that saying from an episode of Married with Children. It was about Kelley and her learning disability. |
It was on both.  That's a great quote btw, fred. 
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Ralph: "when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."
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Bart: "What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it."
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Homer: "To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?"
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Homer: "Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel."
 ahh, gotta love the Simpsons.
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The Stonecutter's Song
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs the cave fish of their site?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
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