Your favourite Simpsons scene/quote.

MuLiShA · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 4:39 pm Post subject:

ralph's "Me fail english, thats unpossible"

its hard for me to to come up with more as ive seen every episode and cant pick just one

{PHM} KaV · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 5:25 pm Post subject:

There are so many classic lines......

I will go with:

"And now the local lug that fills your mug with the drug you chug.. Moe Schizlak" <==DUFFMAN

Duffman says alot of things OHH YEA

thewz · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 5:26 pm Post subject:

Ralph: Mr simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy
Homer: Yeah...they'll do that...

Mr Burns: I just opened the refrigerator door to get some milk, and the door slammed shut on me!!
Grocery store guy: Yeah those milk refrigerators are real deathtraps...

Homer: D'oh!

Duffman: Duffman...can't breathe! Oh no!

Duffman: Looks like that brown spot could use some more H Two oh oh oh yeah!

OpTlk · Posted: Fri May 03, 2002 7:13 pm Post subject:

Like everyone else...so many to choose..ill stick with Homer for now.

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!"

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

"It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day."

"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."

Homer Rules!!
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PondScum007 · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 10:08 am Post subject:

Computer · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 10:46 am Post subject:

MikeRotch · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 1:53 pm Post subject:

Another Ralph line: "That's where I met the leprachuan. He tells me to burn things."

MuLiShA · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 2:28 pm Post subject:

twice? its on 3 times a day here.

`RaphX · Registered User Joined: 24 Mar 2002 Posts: 1556

Bart repeats the word "Hell" in the car.

Marge says "Bart, you're not at Sunday School now. Don't swear!"

Spanish Warpig · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 4:59 pm Post subject:

How do the berries taste ralph?
Ralph:They Taste like Burning

Joey Joe Joe Jr. Shabadoo · Posted: Sat May 04, 2002 9:11 pm Post subject:

"This tastes like grandma" ralph wiggum

"Disco Stu likes Disco music" disco stu

"I'm not homer, I am guy in cognito" guy in cognito ... "That man is my exact double...that dog has a poofy tail! here puff puff!..." homer

"oh, look at me, im making people happy, im the magical man from candy land who lives in a gumdrop house on lollypop lane...oh by the way i was being sarcastic..." homer

"Stay calm frinky, these babies will be in stores while hes still grappling with the pickle matrix! GLIVEENGLAVEN! (his laugh)" professor frink

"I am so smart i am so smart...S-M-R-T..i mean S-M-A-R-T!" homer

"Skinner, theres a fire in your kitchen!" superintendant chalmers "Thats umm Aurora Borealis" skinner "Aurora Bor-- the northern lights? at this time of the year, in this part of the country, completely centralized in your kitchen?!" SI chalmers "...yes" skinner "may i see it?" SI chalmers "no." skinner.
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shockwave · Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2003 10:04 pm Post subject:

Grampa Simpson: Dear Mr. President, there are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

Ralph: Hi, Principal Skinner. Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."

Homer: Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

Groundskeeper Willy: There's nary and animal alive that can outrun a greased Scottsman!

Duffman:Four out of five doctors agree that only Duff is full of pure beer goodness!
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John Doe · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 12:09 am Post subject:

Man, how did this make it back to the top?

Favorites include anything with Duffman, I like the line from the drunk toss where the lady bartender says to Duffman "You said if I slept with you I would win" and Duffman replys "Duffman says a lot of things, oh ya!".

And my personal favorite right now is Homer's "Save me Jebus!" which was from the episode that also included the great phrase "How can the Ace be both one and eleven? What kind of god would allow that?" Or something to that effect.

Simpsons is just good TV! And around here I believe its on about 8 times a day!

Wow, just checked the online listings and its on 10 times a day! Heres tomorrows list.

The Simpsons Homer wants to get rid of the dog unless he passes obedience school.
The Simpsons An excess of Halloween candy gives Bart, Lisa and Homer nightmares.
The Simpsons Homer's new job forces the family to leave Springfield.
The Simpsons A hurricane hitting Springfield spares the Simpsons but destroys Ned's home.
The Simpsons Homer dreams about a talking coyote after consuming exotic peppers.
The Simpsons Homer joins the Peace Corps when he can't pay a debt to PBS.
The Simpsons Through hypnosis, Sideshow Bob turns Bart into a killing machine.
The Simpsons Sideshow Bob (Kelsey Grammer) helps Chief Wiggum pursue a killer.
The Simpsons Bart inspires Krusty to run for Congress.
The Simpsons Homer and Marge Simpson raise Bart, Lisa and baby Maggie.

Verman · Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:08 am Post subject:

One of the Halloween Specials that has Homer trying to fix the toaster, turning it into time machine. Goes back in time, he sneezes, dinosaurs and other living things drop dead, and he says with lament "This is gonna cost me".

One not seen too often is where Krusty is the spokesman for "The Canyonero". The country-western jingle that goes along with it is a classic:

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Hey, hey!

Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!

She blinds everybody with her super high beams
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoa!

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