Famous Speech

Monk · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:07 pm Post subject: Famous Speech

In my High School we have an assembly every Wednesday morning. It is a tradition that each Senior has to make a speech at one of these meetings. The speeches are supposed to approximately 5 minutes long and can be about anything. Some people tell funny stories, some talk about life experiences, some people talk about all the 70's junk they found in their attic. Tomorrow I get to give my speech and after much haggling over what I should talk about I remembered OS's famous arse-hair story. What do you guys think? Should I tell that story tomorrow?
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Replica · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:10 pm Post subject:

ask chan for the follow up....

anf go ahead
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:14 pm Post subject:

Sure; but you have to get pictures of everyone's reactions, and post them here.
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Chan · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 5:53 pm Post subject:

Yeah, you could call it, "How to meet people on the internet and have them talk about how they shaved there arse."
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 6:09 pm Post subject:

I don't have time to put in much detail buttttt make it something veeeeeerrrrry sarcastic/retarted/super long and boring...or on what you learned in school...HA

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Monk · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:14 pm Post subject:

I am just wondering if people might not get the joke and think I am serious

Some of em are pretty thick.
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:16 pm Post subject:

That's why you tell them that you got the story off of a forum board you visit or something.
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 8:30 pm Post subject:

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 10:57 pm Post subject:

Use the time to describe what horrible mental pain it was to endure 12+ years of school and how there are firebombs planted under random seats. Then yell just kidding, I'm really here to talk about Ass Shaving and see how they react, Be quick with the camera, better make it a polaroid in case people stampede and ruin a regular roll of film or camera.

Then if you get in trouble say it was an act of civil disobediance to test the Nation's Patriot Act and National Defense programs and get off scott free and happy, or else... <insert evil glare and neck cutting motion to the judge and jury>

That way we can all see you famous on TV and they'll pay you to make Cable TV movie about the whole incident and you'll never have to work again.
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Chan · Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2003 11:08 pm Post subject:

and don't forget to tell them that you didn't do it, and to show them you moon the entire student body. Then gracefully walk from the podeum and take your seat.
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