Friday funny

Bada Bing · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:11 pm Post subject: Friday funny

> Subject: the prisoner
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A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
For 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He
finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on
a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he
Kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner .... look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed
Your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist; don't complain; just do what
he Tells you; give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he
gets angry,he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
Whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked
if we Kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
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Are you threatening me ???

Speaker's Xeno · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 2:19 pm Post subject:

i feel sorry for the guy
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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 3:48 pm Post subject:

ewwww
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Stevo · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:54 pm Post subject:

sgt stutter · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 5:58 pm Post subject:

Funny stuff Bada, ROFLMAO

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Potato-VS- · Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2003 6:00 pm Post subject:

that sucks...

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Azrael · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 2:41 am Post subject:

Doh!!!!!!!

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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 6:05 am Post subject:

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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God Bless You Blue Ruler

Turbo! · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 9:42 am Post subject:

LMFAO no pun intended
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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Sat Oct 11, 2003 5:01 pm Post subject:

I cracked up but my wife did not. She thought it showed that the couple did not care for each other...leave it to to women to think that

So I changed it a little to make her happy what do you think?

A prisoner escapes from his California prison where he had been kept
For 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He
finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on
a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he
Kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen, this guy is a
prisoner .... look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed
Your neck. If he wants sex, Resist, complain, and fight like hell. Don't give him any satisfaction
Even if he gets angry and kills us I would rather be dead with you then have you violated. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
Whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked
if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom, I told him no but he did not believe me . Screw him to death honey, save us!
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