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sgt stutter
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JD's been slacking, so here is a joke for ya all. 
A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in Front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"She turns to he husband and says....."Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself.
"He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft
voice........"well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight". 
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Azrael
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He shoots he scores!!!!!!!!!! 
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Where have all your jokes gone, JD?
