[Pornstar]

An American touring Spain stopped at a local
> restaurant following
> a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he
> noticed a
> sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at
> the next
> table. Not only did it look good, the smell was
> wonderful. He
> asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent
> taste! Those
> are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning.
> A
> delicacy!"
>
> The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What
> the hell,
> I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is
> only one
> serving per day because there is only one bull fight
> each
> morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your
> order, we will
> be sure to save you this delicacy!"
>
> The next morning, the American returned, placed his
> order, and
> then that evening he was served the one and only
> special delicacy
> of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
> contents of
> his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These
> are
> delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the
> ones I saw
> you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si
> senor.
> Sometimes the bull wins."