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John Doe
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 Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:50 pm Post subject: Jd's joke of the day (9/5/03) |
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4 Men & Their Sons
Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking and bragging about their sons.
The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder, and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free. Just gave it to him!"
The second man said, "My son was a car salesman, and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave one of his friends a new Mercedes, fully "loaded."
The third man said "My son is a stockbroker, and he's doing so incredibly well that he gave his friend an entire portfolio."
The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?"
The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and go-go dances in a gay bar."
The other three men grew silent as he continued, "I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing well. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio."
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cobra
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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 haha nice one JD 
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Mulder
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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3rd time ive heard it but still funny  |
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[HALO]MasterChief
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:32 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahaha
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PondScum007
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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haha!! that got a loud chuckle out of me!
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DarkTemplar316
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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great idea dating the jokes... im dumb and would look at the old ones thinking they were the new joke of the day  |
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| Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 5:43 pm Post subject: |
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| cobra wrote: | | haha nice one JD |
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