JD's roasting humor.

John Doe · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:35 pm Post subject: JD's roasting humor.

As the coals from our barbecue burned down, my wife passed out marshmallows and long roasting forks to our dinner guests.

Just then, two fire trucks roared by, sirens blaring, lights flashing. They stopped at a house right down the block.

All twelve of us raced out of the back yard, down the street, where we found the owners of the blazing house standing by helplessly. They glared at us with looks of disgust.

Suddenly, we realized that we were all still holding our roasting forks with marshmallows on them....
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 10:43 pm Post subject:

Good stuff.
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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 5:04 am Post subject:

hahaha
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JohnCarterofMars · Registered User Joined: 12 Aug 2001 Posts: 1113

IEEEEE! at least your always prepared JD LMAO!

I'll get some grahm crackers and hershey's chocolte and we will have some smores! wewt!
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DukeNukem · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 12:54 pm Post subject:

Wouldn't that make you a "Smore Whore?"

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Stevo · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:13 pm Post subject:

Did you really do that?
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Chan · Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 11:35 am Post subject:

It's not evil spirits, it's just rain..... ok... fine.... try to kill it.

(Bonus points to the person that knows where I got that from)
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sharkbyte · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:48 am Post subject:

Funny, JD. Not funny, Shaft.

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ProudWhiteTrash · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 1:37 pm Post subject:

It was not intended to be funny.
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