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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:08 am    Post subject: funny ass joke read read read Reply with quote

okay after osama bombes 9-11 the japanes ambassador caleed him and he said "ohhhhhhhh yous in a big trouble now "youse dead for sure".so osama asked why am i in trouble? he goes i tell you story.back in war we go 2 america bomb pearl harbor de didnt drop 100 bomb we didnt drop 1000 bomb we dropeed 10000. so we go home and party who da man i da man who da man i da man.But that only really pissed them off.they come back they didnt drop 10 bomb they didnt frop 1000 bomb.they droped 2 bomb just two. THE BOMB SO BIG IT MAKE ARE PENIS SMALLER.


LOL well if any1 else has some good jokes plz post them this has no intent on makeing any race feel bad or 2 be made fun of
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gj, ripped off of comedy central standup.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Q: Why is poop tapered?
A: So your butthole doesn't slam shut.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil Con Carne wrote:
Q: Why is poop tapered?
A: So your butthole doesn't slam shut.


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil Con Carne wrote:
Q: Why is poop tapered?
A: So your butthole doesn't slam shut.

OLOLOL!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Evil Con Carne wrote:
Q: Why is poop tapered?
A: So your butthole doesn't slam shut.


Find the real answer on this link, oh and enjoy #angel

www.ratemypoo.com
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This website is funny... but some jokes are wacky and i do not get them... http://www.funnyheck.com/funnyjokes.html
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good stuff, guys.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 7:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha look at this flash it is great... http://www.funnyheck.com/securitysystem.html
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

KillerRoofcutter wrote:
ha look at this flash it is great... http://www.funnyheck.com/securitysystem.html

#Rofl
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