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John Doe
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 Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:45 pm Post subject: You know your a redneck when...... 2003 Edition |
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Redneck 2003
1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.
2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
4. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.
5. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
6. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.
8. You come back from the dump with more than you took.
9. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
10. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.
11. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
12. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.
13. You have used a rag for a gas cap.
14. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.
15. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
16. You can spit without opening your mouth.
17. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
18. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
19. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
20. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.
21. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
22. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.
23. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.
24. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
25. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty |
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Ragnarok
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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LOL... hehe...8. n 12. me likes
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The Nanite
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You know you're a redneck or you know you're Canadian? Seems kinda similiar to me...
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Kazebari
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| JD wrote: | | 2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. |
Hey man, you ever see one of those new-fangled electric fly/mosquito swatters? Tell me you haven't spent at least an hour swatting at flies and giggling "tee hee hee" when you hear the "bzap" when the fly/mosquito hits the electricity field.
Otherwise, very hilarious.  |
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Violent Pacifist
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| Kazebari wrote: | | JD wrote: | | 2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. |
Hey man, you ever see one of those new-fangled electric fly/mosquito swatters? Tell me you haven't spent at least an hour swatting at flies and giggling "tee hee hee" when you hear the "bzap" when the fly/mosquito hits the electricity field.
Otherwise, very hilarious. |
OMG those things are fun. Stick some grasshoppers on them and watch them burn. Then have a good ol' barbeque afterwards  (Grasshoppers are extremely evil during summer time here).
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Mr.Kason Allen
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:44 pm Post subject: |
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..I've actually burned the yard before...on purpose....usually just the ditches though...I've used the same tree...and the can of Raid wasn't on the table for more than 2 days...stuff just kind of gets stored on the table like...well hehe nvm
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PondScum007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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thats what i thought a quarter horse was...what is it?
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`RaphX
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| Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 2:24 am Post subject: Re: You know your a redneck when...... 2003 Edition |
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| John Doe wrote: | | 23. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement. |
Haha!
Actually, that would be a handy thing to have in Glasgow... |
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Potato-VS-
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| Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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Lol my friend got hit in the face my one of those electric fly swatters - and it was caught on camera too! He had a red spot on his cheek for a week.
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Potato-VS-
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Wonder what would happen if you put a mouse on it? Or a bird?
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Seele_Kriecher
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oo i got one i just made it up too lol. you know youre a redneck when... your neck is red...
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KillerRoofcutter
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I like uhhhhh 23 i think a tornado hits ur house and does $100,000 worth of improvment...
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Warhammer
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| Mr.Kason Allen wrote: | | ..I've actually burned the yard before...on purpose....usually just the ditches though...I've used the same tree...and the can of Raid wasn't on the table for more than 2 days...stuff just kind of gets stored on the table like...well hehe nvm |
Why did I get the feeling you'd identify with some of those?!?!
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| [WgD]Darude wrote: | lol 2-4 my fav hey those electric fly swatters are fun but whats even more fun is throwing a spider on them they kind of crackle and with daddy long legs they look like big black dots ahhh hurting daddy long legs is fun but then theres the ant and the rolly polly. ahhh camping is fun (switch the electric fly swatter with a fire pit)  |
lmao why would you kill a daddy long leg they eat spiders that bite you and cannot bite through human skin  Damn sadist 
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