Lawyer Joke.

John Doe · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:25 pm Post subject: Lawyer Joke.

A very sccessful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up.
Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it.

When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief... "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"Oh my God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

Stevo · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject:

Good One!

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 8:42 pm Post subject:

Heard it.....STIll TEH FUNNEH
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Fred Astaire · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:53 pm Post subject:

lol, pretty funny.
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Seele_Kriecher · Registered User Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 181

hey my dads a lawyer and he has a rolex! i hate you all

!!!!!! lol j/k
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sharkbyte · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:17 pm Post subject:

Ragnarok · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 3:12 pm Post subject:

Ahhhh my suspicions have been confirmed... notice how he didn't scream in pain or die of blood loss....u know y?...... ALL LAWYERS ARE EVIL MAN KILLING ROBOTS SENT BY THE NOTORIOUSLY EVIL SQUIRREL.... LORD SQUIRREL....OF THE SQUIRRELS

*Curls into a ball and crys*
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:22 pm Post subject:

Ragnarok · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:55 pm Post subject:

...........

Thats what they want you to think

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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:23 pm Post subject:

That's what I know. They want you to get them confused. It just makes their plans that much easier.
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