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JtH · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:28 pm Post subject:

yes yes yes seele. those two stories about me are true.

I did blow my toilet to bits with a firecracker. and i did take a crap on my back porch and blamed it on my dog. it was really funny.

Toilet Story:

my friends and i were over my moms house and we were debating whether a wolfpack firecracker would explode underwater or not. i said it would and my friend said it wouldnt. i was standing right by the toilet so i just lit one and threw it in. and then KABAM, and my toilet had a gaping hole in the side of it. needless to say the rest of the night i tried superglueing a toilet back together. of course it didnt work so i called my mom and told her and then i went and bought her a new toilet. damn they are expensive.

Poop on back porch story:
this is a real simple story. i was sitting in my room and i thought "it would be funny if i took a crap on the back porch and blamed it on my dog." so thats what i did. see, pretty simple.

seele, just be glad i didnt poop on your back porch

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Seele_Kriecher · Registered User Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 181

those make for some good stories at lunchtime. especially with sean there who like adds in his own stories that are frikin hilarious and jen with her milk carten cow joke thing lol... had to be there
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GellyRoll · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:38 pm Post subject:

Hahah jack what you couldn't crap on the toilet anymore becuase you blew it up????
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Stevo · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:44 pm Post subject:

MuLiShA · Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:15 pm Post subject:

Trying to throw in the trashcan at school only to miss badly and hit my principal, getting suspended for the rest of the day. Also, almost getting arrested during lunch for driving over some cones this year. Ah, the fun of being a senior.
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FragFailure · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 2:09 am Post subject:

Oscuro · Registered User Joined: 11 Jun 2003 Posts: 5

when i was really iccle (really really iccle) i used to do finger paintings on the wall..........................................with poooooooo

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Stevo · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:27 am Post subject:

Some stupid things I can think of right now that I did were:

1) Stuck my finger in a light socket (that hurt)

2) Fell in a firepit at the beach

3) Blew up a light bulb by spilling soap on it

I'll add more if I can think of them.

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:01 pm Post subject:

Well I would post more but my dad reads the forums...aww poop

Thats the only thing I dislike about these forums I can't post what I want because my daddeh reads teh forums

I R a bad Kason...and nobody will ever know..maybe thats for the better

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Stevo · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:04 pm Post subject:

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2003 9:05 pm Post subject:

I R a sick twisted little monkey...BWAHAHAHAHA...only if you could know half the things...

*edit*Banned??? thats not what I would have to worry about more like the beating that would occur

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 8:01 am Post subject:

Hmmm lets see...Lets say i've made things go BOOM and for the past three weels or so i've been...dangit that would be to obvious...EVILZ0RZ DADDEH!!! :evil Well I guess im happy enough with me
knowing

.....Hmm Well there was about a four foot tall gravel pile at the firestation directly across from my house about 50 feet away(Im wondering if they didn't build it the day I was born

) So I hopped on my bike and cruised on over there were some concrete blocks beside it so I took one and packed the top and sides down real good so my tires wouldn't get me stuck and cause me to flip afterwards I went up the road came flying down it tried to turn into the firestation sharply and flipped....on my next attempt I just got in my yard pedaled as hard as I could across the road and over the gravel pile...when "I Hit it"(see previous statment that I could not explain because of certain reasons

)anyway(

) when I hit it I soared several feet through the air im assuming my tires were about six feet of the ground (which to me felt like 20) I landed it perfectly (using my arms and legs as shocks) didn't even get hurt or fall of the bike so I did it several more times and after that several more times I finally crashed the handle bars nailed my stomach perfectly as to take all the wind out of me and leave me lying there for 5 or so minutes...hmm other stunts on a bike...well there was this time I was coming down a hill standing on my back pegs and tried to let go of the handlebars and grab hold of the seat..after I let go of the handlebars the bike stayed straight but as I grabbed the seat the front end rose up I quicky reached foward again to try and balance it but the handlebars came down sideways flipped the bike and I landed head first and the rear end of the bike flipped over and one of the pegs busted me in the side of meh knee this all probably happened in 10 seconds or less I figure I was going about 20-25 down the hill...that one was more painfull than the gravel pile but I had on a helmet both times

hmmm..I helped my dad put up steal beams onto the shed he is building and almost got nailed on the head....Many things have involved fire and such and I cannot post them....hmmm....I rode fourwheelers with Wade..more than once

....hmm....I have jumped off my house.....Played s..nvm.....hmmm....rawr can't think of anymore right now but ill be back!!!

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