Why I Fired My Secretary

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:07 pm Post subject: Why I Fired My Secretary

Two weeks ago was my 50th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.

So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----

naked.

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DarkScythe · Registered User Joined: 03 Feb 2003 Posts: 53

LOL hahaha

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DJ George · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:22 pm Post subject:

I remeber seeing that one where they told what urban legends are true and false. I found that one to be very funny
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cobra · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:35 pm Post subject:

BUSTED!!!!!!

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Turbo! · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:07 pm Post subject:

LMAO!
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Fred Astaire · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 4:50 pm Post subject:

LOL
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Simpleman · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:05 pm Post subject:

LMAO

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject:

Please don't tell me that really happened
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 5:15 pm Post subject:

Please don't tell me that really happened
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Over your dead body!

sgt stutter · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:01 pm Post subject:

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[HALO]MasterChief · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:07 pm Post subject:

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Ragnarok · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:16 pm Post subject:

ooooooooooooooooooh bad........ come on....it couldn't have ended there..... what happened next???
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Bright Red Nipples · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 8:03 pm Post subject:

LMAO

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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 9:13 pm Post subject:

You should've told them that you picked up on what was happening, and decided to dress up in your birthday suit.
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sgt stutter · Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 1:26 am Post subject: