We're the Fattest...AGAIN!

YourPowersAreWeakOldMan · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 3:44 pm Post subject:

It's been declared again this year that Houston is the fattest city in America the second year in a row!

I had no idea, I'm pretty thin, but my Bro is starting to get a bit of pudge.

I would have to say that it's the lack of anything whatsoever to do around the entire city, the poor air quality(we're also worst air in the US), and the nasty weather, Too hot, humid, cold humid, raining, monsooning, flooding, diseased mosquitos, and there are a shitload of restaurants, soo sooo many lookat em all! AS far as you can see! Oh god LOOK! So everyone just eats until they're fat, and then wehn they're fat they are hungry all the time and get to pick from one of hundreds of different restaurants to get even fatter, then go home and sit around watching TV.

Although we do have th largest single population, 1 million singles last I heard. Maybe the Fattest and the Singlest have something to do with eachother?......

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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 3:46 pm Post subject:

Yep, there are some definate fatty's here in San Antonio as well. Houston, yeesh I used to live there. Don't get me started.

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Hamese · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 3:58 pm Post subject:

Another study was done showing that houstonians eat out more than any other city in the US. To agree with YPAWOM there are thousands of resturants in this city.

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 4:09 pm Post subject:

No picture, whats up?

You need to be from California, Were all blonde with large racks. HAha

Thom Yorke Obliterator · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 5:19 pm Post subject:

Ugh, California is almost enough to make a man sick of breasts. SoCal is crawling with these mutant 12-year olds with 6" waists and grotesque watermelon breasts. You can tell which ones are the poor girls, because their daddy could only afford to buy them a set of DD's.

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Enrico · Registered User Joined: 06 Jan 2002 Posts: 137

yOU OUGHTA TAKE UP WRESTING. iTS A FUN SPORT. iM TALKING ABOUT real WRESTLING. lIKE HIGH SCHOOL WRESTING. iTS FUN STUFF. iN MY FIRST THREE MONTHS ON THE TEAM i LOST 20 lBS OF real FAT, NONE OF THAT "DIET" OR "SUPPLEMENT" CARP WAS INVOLVED!
p.s.- by the time i dicoverd capslock was on I didn't feel like redoing it. So if you don't like caps do not read the above message.

Guest · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 5:41 pm Post subject:

Right ON RoofCutter.. california is the shiznit.. hahaha.. San francisco for life..

thewz · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 6:17 pm Post subject:

congratulations houston!

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Secret Agent Man · Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2002 7:39 pm Post subject:

ah socal girls..... man best in the world..... kicks @$$ to be in highschool still.

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FragFailure · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 4:08 am Post subject:

no wonder you guys both play HW's lol

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Pornstar · Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2002 5:23 am Post subject:

Just a question to you Houstonians down there from us DFW guys. How the hell do you guys stand to live there, I mean how is it possible. I drove aroung on the loop coming from College Station going to Livingston and that was enough to convince me to never go back. Oh and don't worry about being fat, many of DFW peeps are in the expansionary mode themselves.

Jacoughski · Registered User Joined: 06 Nov 2001 Posts: 110

As a Houstonian, all I can say is GO HOUSTON!...you fat bastards.

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