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GellyRoll
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 Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 2:04 pm Post subject: Funny joke i heard....... |
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3 guys try to make a women laugh why they ate. The first guy says have some sugar sugar. The second guy says have some honny honny. The 3rd guy says have some bacon pig. hehehe 
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Ragnarok
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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Hehe.... here's one....... this one will appeal to....ummmmmm....... ME!!... mwhahaha.
What's the difference between a blonde and a fridge???????
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!!!!
(i mean no disrespect.........lol)
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 5:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Ur joke was funny Gelly
Ragnorok......
sick.........funny......but disgusting.......*vomits*
-KK
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You died, stupid
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I completely missed it... 
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3 women (Brunette Blonde and Red Head) get stranded on an island (don't ask me how... ) ..... obviously the wanna get off...... no shops u see ....... anyway, they're walking on the beach when they find a lamp, with some strange womanly instinct to clean it the Brunette rubs the lamp, as if by magic and a clever pyro-technik puff of smoke a genie appears, who then belows "I will grant you each one wish".
First the Red Head wishes... "I wish i was a pro-athlete swimmer so i could swim across".
The Read Head then swims across to the mainland.
Secondly, the Brunette wishes "I wish i was good at woodwork so i could make a boat and sail across"
The Brunette then sails across.
The genie says "Now your friends are across, what is the final wish"
The Blonde then wishes " I wish i was more intelligent so i couls figure a way of the island"
with a puff of smoke and a bang the Blonde had turned into a man, who then walked across the bridge.  (contrary to popular belief i am not sexist....lol)
Alternate ending :-
Blonde wishes "I wish my friends were here to help"
which results in the Red Head and Brunette being brought back to the island with no wishes and a lifetime to share...........mwhahahahaha
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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Alternate ending :-
Blonde wishes "I wish my friends were here to help"
which results in the Red Head and Brunette being brought back to the island with no wishes and a lifetime to share...........mwhahahahaha |
Actually, the one can still swim, and the other could build another boat.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2003 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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oh yeah....lol
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O well i'm bored...time to post another joke to entertain myself .
Whats the difference between a Blonde and the Titanic?
Only 3000 went down on the Titanic
hehe
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