Joke, y0

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:16 pm Post subject: Joke, y0

One of my friends told me this joke at school, and I thought I'd share with yall.

An army man and 3 marines are on an airplane. The 2 marines are situated in the window and middle seat, with the army man occupying the aisle seat.
Since it's a long flight, the army man decides to take his shoes off and rest.
After a while, the marine by the window says "I'm thirsty. I think I'll go and get a coke"
The army man, being in the aisle seat says "I'll go get it for you"
While he's gone getting the marine's coke, the marine leans over and hocks a huge lougy in the army man's shoe.
When the army man returns with the coke, the second marine states "You know, I'd like a coke too"
The army man goes off to fetch another coke. Meanwhile, the second marine leans over and hocks a lougy into the army man's other shoe.
The army man returns with the coke and sits back down. At the end of the flight, he reaches down and puts his shoes back on. Immediatly, he figures out what the two marines did. He stands up and begins to lecture a bit.
"When are we going to stop this childish game and simply have our seperate groups get along? Do we have to keep fighting and pulling tricks on each other all the time? Hocking lougys in each other's shoes, peeing in each other's cokes."
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JTHM · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 8:17 pm Post subject:

OROLRFOLRFOLRFOLR

reminds me of that time we were on an airplane vp =( gawwwww
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Azrael · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 6:46 am Post subject:

Lies!!! We would never hock a loogy into someone's shoes (that's way too amatuerish). I'm not sure what we would've done at this point in time, but it would've been spectacular!
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:54 pm Post subject:

Like giving them some cookies that were soaked in the toilet for 2 days then dried out......And you thought they were just juicy

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:15 pm Post subject:

It would be funnier if you knew that I had sent Azrael cookies while he was on duty in Iraq

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Stevo · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 3:17 pm Post subject:

Violent Pacifist · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 4:12 pm Post subject:

ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:48 pm Post subject:

Turbo! · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:34 pm Post subject:

wait i dont get it. was there 2 or 3 marines?

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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 6:30 am Post subject:

No Azrael your cookies weren't soaked it the toilet....I injected them with a deadly virus and in 4 weeks time your pee pee will fall off

.........naa just kidding

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sharkbyte · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:13 pm Post subject:

gj VP
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