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thewz
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| My teacher once said "Wearing a condom while having sex, is like taking a bath with your socks on." Pfft why can't more women use birth control... |
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Chen Kenichi
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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lol Vicoden
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Chan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 2:37 pm Post subject: |
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Even that hat in the hat wears a sock on his cock.
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Vicoden
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Birth control doesn't protect YOU!!! Thats fine if you don't want to get her pregnant, but if she has a disease your, well... FU<K3D! |
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Chan
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Then I would just run Norton Anti-Virus scan on myself.
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GellyRoll
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Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42
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| Quote: | | Thats why i not having sex unless we both go get checked for diesies. |
Even though you spelled it diesies, it still kinda works.
A. You are not allowed to have sex until you are 21. And I don't want to hear another word about it missy!
B. Good luck on getting you and your partner checked before having sex.  That's just not reality and doesn't happen. Don't kid yourself. I'm not saying it's a bad idea, it's just not feasible. You might as well wait till you get married or something like that. Otherwise, you play the ??? game just like the rest of us.
Your best bet is to just stay away from the dirty filth flarin filth that is the sweaty depths of teenage coitis. It's bad mmkay. Drink milk instead. It's safe and far more nutritious.
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Mr.Kason Allen
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject: |
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Rofl teh hilarious KRG but.....hehehe WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 
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shovelnose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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| GellyRoll wrote: | | Oh great now i have people telling me what to do. |
as much as you might not like it, you are at the age when you need people to tell you what to do. i know you are going to say you don't need them to, that you can make your own decisions, but trust me, being a teenager is hard, espically when it comes to sex. people that are older than you know what it was like for them, and they want to pass on the wisdom they have gained to you, because they care about your well-being. i don't want you to think that im picking on you gelly, this goes for all 13-18 year olds, trust me, i've been there and made some mistakes, and i would hate to see other people make them.
and way to go KRG with the wait till marriage comment, that is the best way to go about it.
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Clay Pigeon
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Thats why I r teh doing... |
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Mr.Kason Allen
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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*Me beats shovel in teh face then runs around screaming and sets something on fire*  Naa good adivice.......Just slap yourself for me will you? NNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA So next time a girl says something to me im going to cover my ears and run away crying j/k Btw how old are you Shovelnose?20?
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shovelnose
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:54 pm Post subject: |
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21, why?
and you might want to settle down a little, i've notice some people getting irritated with the stuff you say. not me, i think you are funny, but i've heard of some people who are offended/annoyed by stuff you say.
just wanted to let you know.
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Mr.Kason Allen
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| Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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Yea I know but I don't do it on purpose and I don't usually get angry when they fire back at me.........I just break their legs kill their dog and burn their house down 
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