Advice for guys!

GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:24 pm Post subject: Advice for guys!

Read this rofl!
1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP

2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YOUR WHACKER

3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YOUR WILLY

4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YOUR SPOUT

5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YOUR BONER

6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YOUR DONG

7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT.

8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YOUR MONKEY

9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE

10.... IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YOUR PETER

11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YOUR DICK

12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YOUR MEAT

13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YOUR PENIS

14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YOUR TROUSER MOUSE

15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YOUR MEMBER

16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER

17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YOUR TOOL

18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YOUR ERECTION

19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL

20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER

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ROOFCUTTER · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 5:41 pm Post subject:

hahaha some of them are pretty funny

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Stevo · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:11 pm Post subject:

What kind of advice is that? They all mean the same thing!
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shockwave · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:34 pm Post subject:

Gelly how old are you?
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:37 pm Post subject:

mmmmm ok

good idea.....I guess

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Vicoden · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:45 pm Post subject:

Advice you probably won't have to worry about Stevo.

The Nanite · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 6:55 pm Post subject:

Just remember it may be 20 ways of saying the same thing but what it's saying is important!
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Violent Pacifist · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 8:11 pm Post subject:

You're probably a redneck if: You think safe sex is a padded headboard
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GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 10:37 pm Post subject:

Chan · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:24 pm Post subject:

Well, I always said teach em while they are young......

j/k
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GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2003 11:46 pm Post subject:

HAHA chan!!!!!

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ProudWhiteTrash · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 12:02 am Post subject:

I dislike the way that this is directed tward men only. Women should be taking just as much responsibility in this are as the men are expected too.
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SpeCies · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 12:52 am Post subject:

LOL !
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Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 8:29 am Post subject:

Shaft I think you might want to change your name now

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GellyRoll · Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:50 pm Post subject:

Girls arnt the one taht have to wear the sack on the penis. We just sit back and relax. Ok but shaft also girls go through a lot more pain then guys do so i would be happy if i was you.
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