Learn to cuss

Chan · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:23 am Post subject: Learn to cuss

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "hell" and you say "ass."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.

Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."
_________________

Darkath · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 1:31 am Post subject:

Nice one Chan

How to learn to swear in foreign laguages:

http://www.insults.net/html/swear/index.html
_________________

^^^ Clicky

cobra · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 2:17 am Post subject:

you guys should learn some dutch. maybe this would be a good start.

http://www.insults.net/html/swear/dutch.html
_________________
PROUD TO BE A MEMBER OF =US-V= & VILLE $UPPORTER

Lil-Yugi · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 6:10 am Post subject:

Heh thats a good one Chan.

I thought Kason made this thread.

GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 7:07 am Post subject:

rofl nice one
_________________
[img=http://img429.imageshack.us/img429/4480/sidepicture4vy.jpg]

Fred Astaire · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:20 am Post subject:

that was a good one.
_________________

for Blue

Robert E. Lee · Registered User Joined: 18 Jul 2001 Posts: 2904

I'm gonna have to bind some of those german ones for DoD #Vamp

_________________

GellyRoll · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:29 am Post subject:

sharkbyte · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 11:50 am Post subject:

Mr.Kason Allen · Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2003 12:08 pm Post subject:

ROFLMAO

_________________
Over your dead body!

PondScum007 · Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2003 10:39 am Post subject:

haha the at the camp i was working at the past 2 weeks for one of the activities this kid was making an "estonian street language" dictionary with the same kind of things
_________________