Ville Nostalgia

JtH · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:32 pm Post subject: Ville Nostalgia

i was going through some of the old ville news just to see if i can remember stuff from a year ago. look what i dug up:

HA HA HA U PUNY HEWMANZ, WELCUM TU KILAAKVILLE. April 1, 2002
THE KILAAK INVAZUN OV EERTH HAZ BEGUN, THE MIGHT VILLE HAZ FALLEN TU THE UNSTOPIBLE HORDES OF KILAAK INVADURS.
NHOW THAAT THEENGZ HAV SETTLD DOUN WE WUD LYKE TU INTUDOCE TU YOO THE NEW LEEDERZ OF THEES PLANET.

KILAAK KOMAADER - PLANETARY LEEDER

KILAAK KWEEN - HED OF CHEERCH OF KILLAK, ALL BOW BEFORE KWEEN

KILAAK STOOGE - MINISTER IN CHARGE OF MINISTERS

OBTUSE OF KILAAK - MINISTER OF NOT SO SECRET SERVICE

FIST OF KILAAK - MINISTER IN CHARGE OF MAKING COFFEE

KILAAK COOK - HEAD CHEF FOR KILAAK INVASION FORCE

KILAAK ELITE - LEEDER OF THE KILAAK YOOTH MOVEMENT

KILAAK OF BYRNINDETH - MINISTER OF ARTS

KILAAK JUGGURNOT - MINISTER OF DICIPLINE

16 INCHES OF KILAAK - MINISTER OF REBUILDING

KAMIKAZE KILAAK - MINISTER OF APPLE TREES

KILAAK KONDOM - MINISTER OF REPRODUCTION

KILAAK SERVER - MINISTER OF HOT PLACES

KILAAK KAMEL - MINISTER OF ZOOS

DYCOPHANY OF KILAAK - MINISTER OF BIG WORDS

KILAAK BUTT - MINISTER OF GRAVITY

RESPEKT YUR LEEDERZ AN YU MAY SIRVYVE OWUR INVAZUN FORCE

haha, theres some ville nostalgia for ya. unfortunatly the kilaak invasion didnt last long.

jack
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GellyRoll · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:34 pm Post subject:

lol awsome thanks jack!

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Blue Ruler · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:47 pm Post subject:

Thank god Jack that the invasion was short. Could you imagine if they had won what we would be. Something called a HUMLAKKIAN

You know half Kilaak and half the odder one.
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KilaakCook · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:06 pm Post subject:

SILEE HEWMANZ WHOT MAKZ JOO THEENK WE WOERE DIFEETED!!!! MAMAAHAWAWHAHWAW!!! WE TUK ON HEWMANZ PHORM TOO BULEND INN! MAHAHHAWAWHAHAWHAWHAWA!!!

INN PHAKT I KILAAKCOOK M COOKYNG A PHAVALOUS HEWMAN MEEL!!! AND HEWMAN IZ THI MAN KORSE!! THI MEEL WEEL BE PHOLOWED BI THI MYGHTI KILAAKKOMMANDER WIT HIZ PHAMOS HIKU!!!!

powdermilkman · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:13 pm Post subject:

See you fail to realize now Kilaak scum that the ville super hero is here to save the day from any invasions. Also 7 of 9 is out there patroling the galaxy looking for Kilaak scum.

Powdermilkman
ville resident superhero

JtH · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:20 pm Post subject:

i will scare you off with my beer/vomit breath.

jack
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powdermilkman · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:40 pm Post subject:

ah the bayonet prince will help us if the Kilaaks return

JtH · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:51 pm Post subject:

im at your service king and ville superhero.

jack
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John Doe · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 10:51 pm Post subject:

You forgot the screenshot that went with that post Jack

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JtH · Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2003 11:10 pm Post subject:

lol i forgot about that screeny. thats so funny.

hahahahahahahahaha
i love it

jack
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OBTUSE OF KILAAK · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 9:30 am Post subject:

NYS PIKCHUR UV MEE JON DUH!

I WUZ SEKSEE BAK THEN!

NOW I HAV HEWMAN FAYS TU BLEND IN!

KILAAKS ROOL HEWMANZ DROOL! #alien

Mongoose_Slayer · Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2003 12:56 pm Post subject:

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