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(nsk)Whodaman · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 2:38 pm Post subject:

WEll I was just wondering if anyone was a superhero of any kind what would your superpowers be? Or better yet, if you could pick another class other than the ones on tfc what would it be and what amunition would you carry? I told it it was random.
Sry, just bored.

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Snaggletooth · Guest

I've mentioned this guy before, But I want to have a new TFC character called........
'THE HOSER'

Weapons:
Hydrant Wrench
Super Shotty
Super Nail Gun
Radioactive Sewage Sprayer
Arsenic Laced Water Balloon Cannon

Grenades:
GL_grenade
Poison water grenade

Neo Skills:
Upgrades Mgs to Fire Hydrants- Puts out 750,000 PSI of water to blast Enemy against walls and other stationary objects, then crushes them.
buildspecial: Creates a landmine filled with radioactive waste, capable of killing smaller classes.

That's my TFC character. Hope it amuses you. I think "It's beauty Eh."

(nsk)Whodaman · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 2:52 pm Post subject:

Damn that is awsome, I agree. Wow, it amuses greatly. Anyone else? We now have "THE HOSER"
Lets see if we can creat an entire new neo-tfc roster, just for fun.

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thewz · Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2002 11:24 pm Post subject:

My super hero would be: The Avenger. He would be kind, intelligent and noble (hey just like me!).

Stats
Health: 100,000,000,000,000 (1 trillion health)
Armor: 100,000,000,00 (1 billion armor)

weapons
Colt .45 - for blowing people's eyes out the back of their skull
Big ass machete - for cutting up bodies and eating them
Mini-nuclear missile launcher - to decimate entire servers of players
Crazy minigun - It would be a belt fed minigun that can shoot 100,000 rounds per minute. The belt would hold 250,000 rounds of standard NATO 9 x 19 incendiary bullets. Each bullet would do 500 damage.

Grenades:

50 Mirvs
50 emps
50 normal grenades
50 psycho crazy kill everyone kamikaze nades

Special skills:
Avenging skill: If the avenger watches a teammate die, he has the power to do 100 x damage to the person(s) who killed him, he would also get a huge speed boost, that would allow him to run from cp1 to cp 5 in warpath in less than 2 seconds.

Kamikaze skill: The avenger to strap 3 nuclear bombs to his tummy-erm i mean stomach, detonate them and end up destroying the whole map

Neotf skills:
Mg upgrade: automatic nuclear missile launcher. It would launch nuclear missiles at an incredible speed of 1000 rounds per minute.
Buildspecial: Build an ass-raping machine that would rape any enemies that come by.
_special2: call a tactical nuclear missile strike, nuff said.
buildspecial2: Build an airplane that could be flown around the level. The airplane would have 3 machine guns and 2 rocket launchers.

And that, is my modest, humble super hero (who is alot like me)

Tommy.Chong · Registered User Joined: 19 Dec 2001 Posts: 283

Who else but
Name:Booger Man
Primary weapon: Snot Rocket (of course)
Secondary weapon:Bloody Booger (acts like a caltrop)

Health: Nasty
Armor:Incrustated boogers form a protective barrier from evil doers

Primary nade:Gas Nade (full of a intoxicating smell remenisant of Big Dan after taco bell nite)
Secondary Nade:Plop (Nade full of a chunky puke intended to cover an lock the enemy up tight)

MG upgrade:Booger Man would upgrade mg to Lugginator an MG that spews frothy Backwash at anything in range.

Booger mans speed is extremly slow an sometimes can be found laying next to respawn watching tv drinking beer while scratching his genetils.

QuasiModo · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 12:13 am Post subject:

Avenger...I guess god mode would be a little over the top for your character...

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Guest · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 3:37 pm Post subject:

another one could be EagleEyes.. he would be a bot that couldnt be beat.. and scores would be always 1000000000 - 0.. ahhhhh just trying to get PRO <>< <-- its a fish.. la la la

[Florida]GO TO HELL · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 3:54 pm Post subject:

Just two more "Cyroburn" then you should be "PRO" (Hahahaha)

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Bubba · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 4:49 pm Post subject:

Matyr

special:10 seconds of protection then big explosion like det.
armor:150
health:100
wepons:knife, shotgun, super shotty, electric gun
special2: proximity mine
buildspecial: gun that shoots out 0.5 lbs of c4 (looks like a small block like brick) able to kill fatty in 2 hits
speed:neer speed

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=Glenn=The_shibby{Frog} · Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2002 4:55 pm Post subject:

haha, good one avenger, i got one
Big BAD BUBBA, the prison inmate
weapons:
knife made out of tooth brush
his beefy buff arms,
a police club
secondary ability:
bend evil do-ers over a rail and "feed the beef" to the evil butt, lol,

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Guest · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 1:45 am Post subject:

HAHAHA.. im now a pro.. yip pay.. i would like to thank god!!!! and robert for not banning me for calling him a queer.. lol that was my bad.. haha

Kjeldorian Royal Guard 42 · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 2:10 am Post subject:

I would be known as a Kjeldorian Royal Guard. Two plains and three mana would have me at your disposal. Capable of dispatching two defending opponents and capable of withstanding and attack of four or more. My power would be that I could redirect damage from myself to. . . .myself and all combat damage would be null and void. Or something like that.

Honorable in battle, generous in death.
-Motto of the Kjeldorian Royal Guard

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(nsk)Whodaman · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2002 2:27 am Post subject:

well we have a pretty good roster of misfits and godlike warriors. My favorite is still the hoser, because it could actually "fly" as an actual tfc character. So in support of the idea "THE HOSER" will be my alias for the rest of the week.
Well do any of the admins have a favorite superhero, or ideas for new characters? I bet you guys do. So lets hear 'em.

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