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Twisted29
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It's that time of year again!! No, no..not the holidays! It's when all of us college kids have to go back to school after a nice relaxing break. Argh!
Anyway, the return of the high-bandwidth connection at least makes surfing the web pleasurable. I've found some rather twisted things, just thought I'd bring some laughter to the forums...hopefully to drown out the flaming of newbs and NTF. Well, at least I tried....
This script is a direct quote from a marvelous site "The Offical Ninja Website" or something to that extent.
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There is this super rich stupid idiot who lives in a humongous house. At his house, this guy has babes lying all over the place. The next scene is hot. The guy takes this super hot babe back to his room to make-out. The audience will think that the hot babe is a normal babe, but, yeah right, she's a ninja. The ninja woman smashes the guy's head like a melon. Then all these dogs come out of nowhere and the ninja woman has to beat the dogs' asses. First she kicks this one dog right in the nuts. The dog screams and jumps out the window. Then she jumps in the air and kicks two dogs in the nuts at once! Both dogs evaporate. Every time the ninja woman kicks nuts, a guitar squeals hard. Then the ninja woman has to battle the boss dog. The boss dog is huge. Before the boss dog can attack, she uppercuts the boss dog's nuts so hard that the boss explodes. Then the guitar squeals REALLY hard and explodes.
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-This script is awesome.
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Like I said...the site is just great. If you're the kind of guy who loves ninjas and disingrating dogs, check it out.
http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~rahjr79/
Sick of annoying computer-illerate people? Set this as their homepage when they aren't looking, and don't tell them how to change it back to "AOL.COM".
http://www.se7en-x.com/oops/
(Yes, the page actually loads, just take the time to read this one...trust me!!)
Here's what I think of a good 85% percent of the posts here....
http://www.sickwater.com/arguing.jpg
And finally, nothing wouldn't be truely twisted without ending on a poop joke 
http://www.club3g.com/members/blackbird002/funny/poopy.gif
And be prepared for the ultimate in Twistedness -- Vol.4! Muhahahahaaaaa.........
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Ktulu
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Location: Florida
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Very funny poop graphic, isn't that one of the teams training for the cup?
Now which one would it be?
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Thom Yorke Obliterator
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Location: Central PA
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| Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2002 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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Cool, this saves me a trip to Portal of Evil!
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